Your honor, my client didn't do anything illegal

You're grounded

American Freedom

The hidden messages in your music...

Got em

zoooom

Then... she got... THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!!

Creature of the night

why the *** u lyin

Samsung back at it again. They got no chills

Teenage master ninja Thieves

Grooming a friend

I was gonna post the others too but I forgot

Hey look first place

Slightly Combative

Please say it was just a joke

Sorry earth is currently unavailable

Obviously it’s gods fault mr judge.

Don’t park like an ass...

Best memory from health class

Relationship problems with Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man

Wise sayings of Konfuzius

This scene haunted me for a long time.

You really should recognize your own children

Imagine being an emo just becaouse you are sad, just be depressed like a normal adult lmao

AMAZONG is a SCAM

Got my wife a horse head squirrel feeder for her birthday and today one of them finally figured it out.

growing out his tusks, very impressive

I’m down

How I actually feel. Best bumper mask.

Post some in the comments.

This sign outside a restaurant in Texas

It's true though.. haha

Ruin Halloween with chocolate covered Brussels Sprouts haha

:))

mmm glowe

No you

I tried this and now I'm banned from the gym

This Audi I saw

Beautiful!

How is this considered outdoor dining?

The perfect man...

"Let me tell you something real quick."

Based on what?

Toilet Paper science

her: "i'm cheating on you" him: *reverse uno card*

I was laughing and then I realised that I was seating like this.

already been posted here before? LOL

Wait, THREE frog eyes?

Fluff makes all the difference.

Life is hard dudes

My wife carved the scariest pumpkin she can think of.

Repent thy sins

B B B

Oh no, i did it again.

New Printer

I'll kill both

Whose idea was it to start making bear pinatas?

C'mon!

destabilize

Brutal....ly honest

big sad

What's the matter smoothskin?

Marvel Earth

Same

Mad Dog

brehtrance

lithium

The reversed wish

Fix'd

Potato, po-tah-to

breh imagine not knowing you are supposed to watch your hands

Too cold... too cold

°-°

Never.

HBO missed a perfect casting

Haha dads are funny

its an older meme but it checks out

The cherised fart

Call me old fashioned

>:)

Hand!!

Not mine but thought it was funny

Live by this!

This is so cruel

Every time

Jerry's Abduction

the fromage

Grandma 2018. Don't know what her secret was, but she made the BEST brownies!

FaNny

Beam me up Scotty too!

*** and ball torture

*Stolen

There are no coincidences

Well, they do have computers to use

Sayeth "what" again

Typical cats

Never enough

Yeah, Jeff

Fiance's absent-minded son left his lunch on the sink just like that and wandered off. I made a slight addition...