I've been lurking without account, and am no a achievment hunter.
I want some huggggsss, wait
blobbly posting 3
A doctor's credibility
Talking a lot of sh*t
Meanwhile,back in 1999
Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.
Carving the turkey
you can't feel pictures they say...
What would've happened if Lego's appeared in Toy Story.
Charizard and the princess
Been there..... Yep
Engaging in the cum crusade
Oof. How far up did they go?!
That may be best
Best place to sleep
Found that in an article in the newspaper
I need this sign in my town
no hope for the faithful
Let the party begin...
He did it
Sharing is caring!
Seems like a good place to go
The good old days of club penguin
Joaquin definitely tried...
guide to the forces
Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV
Title of your post
No need to thank me for just doing my job
Watch out for Chris
I went to Costco today before lunch and ended up bringing home a box of Oreos. I’m super surprised they come so conveniently packaged into single serving sleeves!
That's how it works :P
Baby level up
It's a hybrid.
My local oil changing shop is so basic.
My Burrito Every Time...
Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road
I think lighting McQueen Healy Crocs would win
Percy Long Prong
For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you black out the night before
2020 summed up in 1 photo
Sarcasm over text
This nibba eatin beans!
I agree with the old man that is bullshit
Or should I send you something first lol
the unknown planet
I wouldn’t either
I'm 8 months pregnant and the way the 'baby' in this picture is positioned definitely feels uncomfortably accurate
My science quiz today
Ask for Tyler
Bed time toenails
It's time you learn..
If only there was a more efficient way to carry that
Hahah very good
The war of the texts
Single Dad looking for some love
Send us a message if you can hear us!
McDonalds drivethru rarely disappoints
Even while doing the dishes
Roasted to a crisp.
I don't even understand this one
Who says there are no strong female characters in films for women to take inspiration from? ;-)
A perfectly timed derp
Why can't you understand me?!