thieving a bit of pain

Onion Rings

Always criminal

I want some huggggsss, wait

blobbly posting 3

A doctor's credibility

Talking a lot of sh*t

No way...

Meanwhile,back in 1999

Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.

Carving the turkey

Dogaloe

you can't feel pictures they say...

VICTORY

ah yes

What would've happened if Lego's appeared in Toy Story.

Pumpkin life

Good

Charizard and the princess

Been there..... Yep

Git gud

Engaging in the cum crusade

Oof. How far up did they go?!

That may be best

Best place to sleep

Easter egg*

Peppa pig

Found that in an article in the newspaper

I need this sign in my town

no hope for the faithful

Blow him

Let the party begin...

He did it

Sharing is caring!

Never apologize

Same bro

Seems like a good place to go

The good old days of club penguin

Joaquin definitely tried...

guide to the forces

Man power

Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV

Title of your post

No need to thank me for just doing my job

Watch out for Chris

Weeb

I went to Costco today before lunch and ended up bringing home a box of Oreos. I’m super surprised they come so conveniently packaged into single serving sleeves!

That's how it works :P

Baby level up

It's a hybrid.

My local oil changing shop is so basic.

My Burrito Every Time...

Traffic had to be rerouted due to a large crack in the road

I think lighting McQueen Healy Crocs would win

Yes .....

Percy Long Prong

For only $5,000 this restaurant will piece together what happened if you black out the night before

2020 summed up in 1 photo

Sarcasm over text

German sushi

This nibba eatin beans!

***

Hmmmmmmmm

Spotted!

I agree with the old man that is bullshit

Or should I send you something first lol

the unknown planet

I wouldn’t either

Same

I'm 8 months pregnant and the way the 'baby' in this picture is positioned definitely feels uncomfortably accurate

My science quiz today

Haha no

Ask for Tyler

Bed time toenails

Hello bois

It's time you learn..

If only there was a more efficient way to carry that

Hahah very good

The war of the texts

Single Dad looking for some love

whoa

Send us a message if you can hear us!

McDonalds drivethru rarely disappoints

Hot!

Even while doing the dishes

Later virgins

Roasted to a crisp.

Got em

Disaster.

Party!

Glorious!

No! homo

I don't even understand this one

Who says there are no strong female characters in films for women to take inspiration from? ;-)

A perfectly timed derp

Why :'(

mmm

Why can't you understand me?!

Girl power!

Not cool