>;)

Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.

Posting this in every establishment

Works fine

English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun

Death lends a hand.

Nígga what?

B E A R

Hard life lesson

My wife and I announced today!

Good guys don't kill

PostThor

One of my students forgot her cheat sheet INSIDE her Biochem finals answer sheet. Epic fail.

My neighbor’s Halloween decorations

Something something SilverTalon17

For make benefit glorious sanitization

Czech Republic at it again

Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.

Baby Flip

◬ vote ◬ jojo ◬ breh ◬

Stealth -100

Use P.E.N.C.I.L !

Keep scrolling nothing to see

Dat shadow is sexy af

Unironically...

Aloe .

What a time to be alive

women be like

post

This is how my Auntie blocks ads from her computer screen...

Don't do drogs kids

Imagine banning the worlds coolest dog

Please let’s make this happen

Can't hide the magnum dong

Happens with the best of us bro

This guy is a air force pilot. Unfazed

We really can’t compete

It's obvious

A true burden

Canada go brr

That's true

F**king weebs

Growing old

Haha, no

Any LGBTQ people want to give me a lift? Batman won’t let me use his bike.

Tony's back

Start what?

Still stronger than my pick up game ngl

Wife ordered WWII legos from China, we got 50 little hitlers.

My low effort way to make pots distinguished.

Everyone liked that

standard policy

Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.

:'( please

I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.

Ok let’s play this game

Crappuccino

Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"

AQA do be bullying man utd fans

Sad news for Agatha

My friends D.I.Y costume

A Millenial Proposal IG: @jpdoodling

I think I was bit by the wrong spider

Signage at the Espy Hotel in Melbourne, Aus

Forbidden_fence

Who’s got shotgun?

Jk, I had gender with your sister

The nutcracker my friend inherited from his grandmother

When HR says they can't tell us who has COVID

I'm sure he is a discord admin

How To Wear A Mask

brehsecute them breh

In loving memory of Alfredo L. Toons

My hunting dog is broken, he can only locate farming tools

My auntie found this, thought it was quite good...

***....

Scum and villainy

Snuff

Photobom

We sad!

Scary Tomato

working out BAAAAD

0 deathes

Ha haa

Yes

Mercy

ORDER THEM NOW

Oh physicists.

a what?

growing some balls i see

thieving a bit of pain

Onion Rings

Always criminal

I want some huggggsss, wait

blobbly posting 3

A doctor's credibility

Talking a lot of sh*t

No way...

Meanwhile,back in 1999

Props to my local Sonic for making me laugh on my drive home from a stressful day of work.