I have no idea why my dad increases his anxiety mess during the month of Halloween
Nobody expects the wooden horse
This sign outside a local business
Self Awareness Level 1000
Joining the royals!
So I'm putting this out there to see if it sticks. Too many rules ?
....or all four
*Harmonica noises intensify*
The Venn diagram never lies
Thus the Great War began.
I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere....
my ghost is jewish
s l i d e
This guy listening to the saftey brief before takoff with saftey manual in hand and a HIGHLIGHTER!!!
Skeletor and Panthor.
I may have traded two letters for one, but it was so worth it
Tough to argue with a sign like this
Better than brazil
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
This is a Bob cat...
Got some halloween decorations and can't stop playing with these
I bet who ever made this is tire”d”
POLLUTION IS THE REAL MONSTER!
I go in for surgery at a Kaiser in Riverside, and I pass this O.R. on the way to mine.
My local ice cream shop sharing TRUTH.
Fasten your seatbelt
Don’t forget your coat
is ASS nsfw3?
Where's the huge furry dick?
An employee was not available...
10/10 Job application letter
Super hold for
Take special care of what you wear.
We buy him expensive toys and he plays with TP rolls and paper bags
The Wurst guy in WW1
the needs of age
You guys are embarrassing me
Same but master chief
Most savage warning board in history
How terribly welcoming!
Couldn't have been me I was taking a dump
Didn’t have to tell me twice.
Why u bully me
My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent
Who Needs Cup Holders
Actually a pretty awesome prank
It would be actually kind of hot
Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.
Now thats a scary pumpkin
I'm downloading this right now
Pennywise, come grab yo cat, he’s scaring off the kids.
Haha Amy schumer is not funny
Want to see me do it again?
You can't stop the googly
Describe the internet in one video
Kind of like looking at mcnattys memes
Kill him with Facebook taunts
One man's meat
It’s a banger for sure
Another man's poison
Cats, the apex predator?
Swing the hammer boys!
Nothing to see here...
This tramp stamp
I love thieves, great game
Actually pretty good
Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.
Posting this in every establishment
English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun
Death lends a hand.
B E A R
Hard life lesson
My wife and I announced today!
Good guys don't kill
One of my students forgot her cheat sheet INSIDE her Biochem finals answer sheet. Epic fail.