Couldn't have been me I was taking a dump
Didn’t have to tell me twice.
Why u bully me
My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent
Who Needs Cup Holders
Actually a pretty awesome prank
It would be actually kind of hot
Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.
Now thats a scary pumpkin
I'm downloading this right now
Pennywise, come grab yo cat, he’s scaring off the kids.
Haha Amy schumer is not funny
Want to see me do it again?
You can't stop the googly
Describe the internet in one video
Kind of like looking at mcnattys memes
Kill him with Facebook taunts
One man's meat
It’s a banger for sure
Another man's poison
Cats, the apex predator?
Swing the hammer boys!
Nothing to see here...
This tramp stamp
I love thieves, great game
Actually pretty good
Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.
Posting this in every establishment
English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun
Death lends a hand.
B E A R
Hard life lesson
My wife and I announced today!
Good guys don't kill
One of my students forgot her cheat sheet INSIDE her Biochem finals answer sheet. Epic fail.
My neighbor’s Halloween decorations
Something something SilverTalon17
For make benefit glorious sanitization
Czech Republic at it again
Did a double take because those are not my little lady feet.
◬ vote ◬ jojo ◬ breh ◬
Use P.E.N.C.I.L !
Keep scrolling nothing to see
Dat shadow is sexy af
What a time to be alive
women be like
This is how my Auntie blocks ads from her computer screen...
Don't do drogs kids
Imagine banning the worlds coolest dog
Please let’s make this happen
Can't hide the magnum dong
Happens with the best of us bro
This guy is a air force pilot. Unfazed
We really can’t compete
A true burden
Canada go brr
Any LGBTQ people want to give me a lift? Batman won’t let me use his bike.
Still stronger than my pick up game ngl
Wife ordered WWII legos from China, we got 50 little hitlers.
My low effort way to make pots distinguished.
Everyone liked that
Is it a face warmer or a face hugger? Regardless, I kind of want one.
I submitted a picture of me and my dog for our humane society’s pet portrait fundraiser, thinking I’d get a sweet drawing from an elementary school student. I got this.
Ok let’s play this game
Sent this last night with no other context. Received a reply: "Make it so!"
AQA do be bullying man utd fans
Sad news for Agatha
My friends D.I.Y costume