*credit card gets declined* prostitute:

Doubtful Kitty

Take the picture already!

Evolution of men waiting for their wife.

Gandalf moonlighting at Trader Joe’s in Phoenix ...

My refrigerator magnet.

Thought you'd guys would appreciate my pumpkin more than my family did

new guidelines

I have no idea why my dad increases his anxiety mess during the month of Halloween

Prime delivery

Nobody expects the wooden horse

This sign outside a local business

Self Awareness Level 1000

Joining the royals!

So I'm putting this out there to see if it sticks. Too many rules ?

....or all four

*Harmonica noises intensify*

The Venn diagram never lies

sad

Thus the Great War began.

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere....

my ghost is jewish

s l i d e

This guy listening to the saftey brief before takoff with saftey manual in hand and a HIGHLIGHTER!!!

Skeletor and Panthor.

I may have traded two letters for one, but it was so worth it

Tough to argue with a sign like this

Very realistic

Better than brazil

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.

This is a Bob cat...

Got some halloween decorations and can't stop playing with these

I bet who ever made this is tire”d”

POLLUTION IS THE REAL MONSTER!

I go in for surgery at a Kaiser in Riverside, and I pass this O.R. on the way to mine.

My local ice cream shop sharing TRUTH.

Fasten your seatbelt

Don’t forget your coat

is ASS nsfw3?

The Eatles

Where's the huge furry dick?

An employee was not available...

“PRICE CHECK!”

10/10 Job application letter

Super hold for

Take special care of what you wear.

We buy him expensive toys and he plays with TP rolls and paper bags

The Wurst guy in WW1

the needs of age

title

You guys are embarrassing me

Same but master chief

Most savage warning board in history

Turtle backup

How terribly welcoming!

Couldn't have been me I was taking a dump

Didn’t have to tell me twice.

RUN!

Why u bully me

My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent

Dinner interruption

Who Needs Cup Holders

Actually a pretty awesome prank

It would be actually kind of hot

Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.

Now thats a scary pumpkin

I'm downloading this right now

Infinite Sadness

200 IQ

Pennywise, come grab yo cat, he’s scaring off the kids.

Haha Amy schumer is not funny

Want to see me do it again?

You can't stop the googly

O.o

Describe the internet in one video

Sad...

Boldly Going

:-)

aww

Kind of like looking at mcnattys memes

Justice Magician

Kill him with Facebook taunts

One man's meat

Wow

It’s a banger for sure

Delicious jelly

Another man's poison

Cats, the apex predator?

Swing the hammer boys!

Bold assumption..

Nothing to see here...

This tramp stamp

I love thieves, great game

Actually pretty good

>;)

Yesterday during a lunch meeting I told my big boss that I absolutely despise tomatoes and I would rather eat a raw onion whole. Today he sent this company wide survery.

Posting this in every establishment

Works fine

English major really be out here flexing on Pornhun

Death lends a hand.