Mommy is here

I've tried this

There's going to be a flood

He must’ve gotten wet and fed after midnight.

Are we retarded?

We all the same loser

It is sorry

Got this thank you card from my niece today.

All directions full

A crossover we need

Trick XOR Treat?

Chill out, ladies, there's enough cum for everyone

Hit me with that air candy!

Savage boy

I'm a businessman what can I say

Why you should always wash the meat.

That's good shit

Photo of a sign I saw in Harlem street NYC

Surprise

Tell me how your day is going guys :p

Poop with your friends

Good points

how to curb roadrage!

Somethings just aren’t meant to be

let em be high breh

#spooktober! Fail

Very cold indeed

I carved a pumpkin to sum up 2020

Epic fail!!!! Jk it based

When you spend all your skill points on funny

Mom is the manager if the golf course. She's still keeping tabs on me, I'm 35.

>:)

*Initiates fire alarm noises*

My backpack is my company :D

get back to ur cage u ***ing slave

Master of the Mosquito Arts

best korea confirmed

What the ****

Live life on the edge boys

Hmmmmm

Each year my brother and I compete to give the hardest to open birthday gift. This year I’ve wrapped his gift in concrete

If Dracula had a cat.

BioShock infinite opening

I'm bored so I'll post random sh*t

Every boy should be ready to drop a couple of grand for dinner, right?

Bruv

Either way, something's getting fertilized

accurate

fashion story

NOOOOOOOO

My dad's a hydrogeologist, this is probably my favorite mineral from his collection.

Humanities ain't fun at parties.

F*cked up world

Simp

cool

Friendly reminder to wear a mask

Stop tempting fate

God d*mm

Painting was his second hobby

Never gonna buy this tea again!

where do i sign up ?

Re??

Thicker than a...

I recently became a cat breed expert

Please stay away

‍ ‍

I understand brother

Cleaned my fridge today ...

After seeing one made on google, we decided to try our own!

"It's the perfect crime" -Patrick Star

My parents have this by their toilet

Oui Baguette!

whoa

Social Distance Support Cat

Introducing the window BBQ unit!

*credit card gets declined* prostitute:

Doubtful Kitty

Take the picture already!

Evolution of men waiting for their wife.

Gandalf moonlighting at Trader Joe’s in Phoenix ...

My refrigerator magnet.

Thought you'd guys would appreciate my pumpkin more than my family did

new guidelines

I have no idea why my dad increases his anxiety mess during the month of Halloween

Prime delivery

Nobody expects the wooden horse

This sign outside a local business

Self Awareness Level 1000

Joining the royals!

So I'm putting this out there to see if it sticks. Too many rules ?

....or all four

*Harmonica noises intensify*

The Venn diagram never lies

sad

Thus the Great War began.

I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere....

my ghost is jewish

s l i d e

This guy listening to the saftey brief before takoff with saftey manual in hand and a HIGHLIGHTER!!!

Skeletor and Panthor.