Moralka giveth, moralka taketh away.
58,657 Pepe Expert
Every boy should be ready to drop a couple of grand for dinner, right?
Either way, something's getting fertilized
My dad's a hydrogeologist, this is probably my favorite mineral from his collection.
Humanities ain't fun at parties.
F*cked up world
Friendly reminder to wear a mask
Stop tempting fate
Painting was his second hobby
Never gonna buy this tea again!
where do i sign up ?
Thicker than a...
I recently became a cat breed expert
Please stay away
I understand brother
Cleaned my fridge today ...
After seeing one made on google, we decided to try our own!
"It's the perfect crime" -Patrick Star
My parents have this by their toilet
Social Distance Support Cat
Introducing the window BBQ unit!
*credit card gets declined* prostitute:
Take the picture already!
Evolution of men waiting for their wife.
Gandalf moonlighting at Trader Joe’s in Phoenix ...
My refrigerator magnet.
Thought you'd guys would appreciate my pumpkin more than my family did
I have no idea why my dad increases his anxiety mess during the month of Halloween
Nobody expects the wooden horse
This sign outside a local business
Self Awareness Level 1000
Joining the royals!
So I'm putting this out there to see if it sticks. Too many rules ?
....or all four
*Harmonica noises intensify*
The Venn diagram never lies
Thus the Great War began.
I feel like I’ve seen this somewhere....
my ghost is jewish
s l i d e
This guy listening to the saftey brief before takoff with saftey manual in hand and a HIGHLIGHTER!!!
Skeletor and Panthor.
I may have traded two letters for one, but it was so worth it
Tough to argue with a sign like this
Better than brazil
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.
This is a Bob cat...
Got some halloween decorations and can't stop playing with these
I bet who ever made this is tire”d”
POLLUTION IS THE REAL MONSTER!
I go in for surgery at a Kaiser in Riverside, and I pass this O.R. on the way to mine.
My local ice cream shop sharing TRUTH.
Fasten your seatbelt
Don’t forget your coat
is ASS nsfw3?
Where's the huge furry dick?
An employee was not available...
10/10 Job application letter
Super hold for
Take special care of what you wear.
We buy him expensive toys and he plays with TP rolls and paper bags
The Wurst guy in WW1
the needs of age
You guys are embarrassing me
Same but master chief
Most savage warning board in history
How terribly welcoming!
Couldn't have been me I was taking a dump
Didn’t have to tell me twice.
Why u bully me
My son after being told he couldn’t taste the dishwasher detergent
Who Needs Cup Holders
Actually a pretty awesome prank
It would be actually kind of hot
Hey! Its a Christopher Walkin freezer.
Now thats a scary pumpkin
I'm downloading this right now