spoderman

This is so sad

Quarantine candy shoot!

English teaching done right

some nice birds right here

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Happy November

oh boy

I like these memes

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How do I look, Ernie? With your eyes, Bert.

(:<

"Now I have my grandfather inside me" —his last words.

well said man, well said...

Oh yes

The perfect license plate doesn’t exi....

My wife and I got maternity photos done and my cousin thought this one needed a bit of photoshop

Animal Warfare

This peach better calm down

My sister teaches online so her class dressed up as a calendar for Halloween.

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize

This is 2020

Best pest control company slogan I’ve ever seen.

What do you mean postponed? Cyberpunk is already out on VR in Russia.

My take on Guy Fieri

Pray for us retail Workers

a quote to live by

Most expensive rooms

I don’t why they regretted it?

I was working in my tiger onesie on Halloween when customers came in as Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin.

We only had one year to make this work.

big oof

Kevin!? What have they done to you???

*sqeek*

Buy it all!

his MIND is BEYOND you

Now for the moment that no one asked for: Slutty Nic Cage

Only day of the year this can be posted

/ourguy/

My brother made a face swap with a pumpkin

My friend dressed up for Halloween as a Jäger bomber

The perfect plot

Hope everyone had a great Halloween except that *** Carole Baskin

how dare they have a head

Puss*

>:)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Simply couldn't resist this

Les poissons, Les poissons. How I love Les poissons.

'I love catching people in the act'

She knows what the fence is, she doesn't care.

When times were easier lol. Circa 2016 at Knotts berry farm with my 2 younger daughters.

My brain hurts..

"And our credo: 'Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.' We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

Oh my God,why?

I suggested the wife be Mary Jane Watson to complete the theme, but she had decided...

Lumber

Everyone's a gangsta until the queen enters

before you boys jump on it, the headline is edited relax

HE HAS A POINT

Midwives cut women’s dilation size into pumpkins for a truly horrifying sight!

“I’m ready to go in coach, just give me a chance!” -Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

So much fpspspspsps in it

Trick or treat In texas

Easy

Comfiest costume in a long time.

Paying my respect to the legend that was Sean Connery. May he rest in peace.

Big trouble in Little isolation.

Hmmmmm

My Friend Rae, has her own Latex company, this is her handmade costume this year.

We always joked that our little guy looked like a Mandrake Root when he cried. Therefore, we dressed him up as one for his first Halloween!

Felt cute, might go extinct later

Hey guys this is my costume, I'm Australian

My wife said that a knife would be too scary for trick or treaters so this is my plan B.

This morning I went RUNNING!

Sneaky sneaky

Something for you candy corn haters

My naked vampire Halloween costume

Left this on the porch for Halloween this year.

Beat

Making good use of my pregnancy this Halloween

Talking to crocky like

When asked, my 3 year old nephew said he wanted to be Jake from State Farm. Mission accomplished... Ps. If you ask him what he is wearing, he always says, "khakis!"

you know what time it is

I made a mistake tonight.

The jerk store called! My daughter as George Costanza

Do you take your corona with or without the virus?

A kid dressed up as “Coronavirus” for Halloween

Mood

It’s the end of the world. Have a drink with us.

Oo-de-lally, Oo-de-lally, Golly what a day.

Well, well, well. How the turn tables...

How can I decorate for Halloween, but not have to hand out candy?

Goo Comics Episode #2

Bioshock is one of my favorite games of all time

get rdy

Movie mistakes are getting out of hand

Had an ice storm a few days ago. My pumpkin didn’t seem very happy about it.

Please and thank you

This guy at the DMV dressed up as Flash