I work for UberEats and got this note today.

I told him he was adopted.

My cousin’s kid after I handed him a panda head. I give you: The Pandalorian.

We brought our first dog home. Our 4 cats were not impressed, here’s one.

Trucking brilliant name

The waitress took this literally

At least they listen to good music

Pull his mask down!

This is truly evil.

:'(

Temple's out here with the Pandemic jokes.

Shit even Redbox turned blue this year

I'am chonky boyy

...no

Just another day in hell , by extrafabulous_comics

Monki

Spotted at a local church.

It's always funny

Just FUN...!

Or whatever

No you cant be a dad !

It’s Christmas time :(

Finally someone said it

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Shet happens

Camp cRock

My calendar’s daily quote today is quite appropriate

The only map we need to care about.

that doesn't count

Vegas to be renamed Kanyeland

Got myself the “Triple Mike” tattoo

Hmm

Cat wouldn’t stop pooping in the bathtub, had to get creative

sup

Princess Bride predictions

"You sure you want it full speed?" "Bring it..."

Derper

*crack*

HOYOHOYO

Every single newscaster right now.

Name a more iconic duo. I dare you

JOJO WINS BREH JOJO HAS WON

Using someone else's shower.

Yeah, science ***..

I miss hiddenlol :'(

The white hand of Saruman!

ROAST THIS BEEF! I HAVE THE MEAT!

Nevada

Doge

All of us right now

She does this look every time I have food

Ok thanks

>:)

GG bro

Grading system

vegan man has arrived

Out of the mouths of babes...

Saw the ornaments post and wanted to share my own TP inspired art.

On local radio station

Missing Masks

writing a list of things someone says happen is not proof breh its called COPIUM

Came here or what?

The last 24 hours.

I love cheese

I just found this picture funny so it’s on my phone and here for you to enjoy

Honest Abe

A picture of my cat Charlee she is 18 and very fluffy.

>:)

Another day at the workplace

The phoenix man

My brother just told me his gay friend went to a comic shop and saw this so he bought and framed it.

We call him Wally in England. Who’s the Wally?!?!

Cheesus Christ

Not an accident

My kind of humor

The Perfect Kitty

Every kid in fourth grade

Samsung taking full advantage of the situation

Happy no nut!

Our house has 10 rooms...

Don't get caught slippin'

MAGA JUST KEEPS WINNING

:'(

Martini time, it is!

Frosty the Swoleman

His Sacrifice is priceless :D

Did I ask about your name?

Jailers forgot to lock in Swedish inmates!

Happy NNN

F**k racism

(:<

Are we ready kids AYE AYE CAPTAIN

I present you Mr wheelbarrow

ronald brehgan

My wife made 2020 toilet paper ornaments

The face of 2020. Timmy style.

On this date in 1998, Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl.

Been quarantined so long, I finally learned to use the enchantment table.

I can cook

"check this shit out kid"