*smiling in pain*

One and done.

Sailor Mercury

A friend of mine gave me a calendar with pictures of pooping pooches so I’m giving her a couple of gifts bags that I made from it.

colorful

:/ ok....

Time travel part II

Ever wondered why camouflage works so well?

post

simple as

I’m planning to be highly responsible today

Pie Art

It's always earth

I told her she couldn't have her squeeky toy while I was on the phone

My Type of Birthday Card

Someone bought us an ‘Underwater Dogs’ calendar. I’m not sure if it’s cute or terrifying...

Useless piece of shit doesn't have any sockets, only plugs

I’m sorry, had to do it

Stop listening to modern propaganda and actually read up on what politicians have historically done

Simply beautyful

He’s a trendsetter

It doesn't take a while

Weird voice for a doge

Hip hip... wait

Hold strong bro

Technically yes

2020 been like

My friend had this book in her bathroom

My peepee

altai

Another great bathroom sign at the club lol

I got my GF flowers, she picked the vase

I knew they looked familiar

I've found my spirit animal.

It was a very interesting trip to Hobby Lobby this evening

Putting an elephant in clothes is babarism

No leave, only stay

I work for UberEats and got this note today.

I told him he was adopted.

My cousin’s kid after I handed him a panda head. I give you: The Pandalorian.

We brought our first dog home. Our 4 cats were not impressed, here’s one.

Trucking brilliant name

The waitress took this literally

At least they listen to good music

Pull his mask down!

This is truly evil.

:'(

Temple's out here with the Pandemic jokes.

Shit even Redbox turned blue this year

I'am chonky boyy

...no

Just another day in hell , by extrafabulous_comics

Monki

Spotted at a local church.

It's always funny

Just FUN...!

Or whatever

No you cant be a dad !

It’s Christmas time :(

Finally someone said it

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Shet happens

Camp cRock

My calendar’s daily quote today is quite appropriate

The only map we need to care about.

that doesn't count

Vegas to be renamed Kanyeland

Got myself the “Triple Mike” tattoo

Hmm

Cat wouldn’t stop pooping in the bathtub, had to get creative

sup

Princess Bride predictions

"You sure you want it full speed?" "Bring it..."

Derper

*crack*

HOYOHOYO

Every single newscaster right now.

Name a more iconic duo. I dare you

JOJO WINS BREH JOJO HAS WON

Using someone else's shower.

Yeah, science ***..

I miss hiddenlol :'(

The white hand of Saruman!

ROAST THIS BEEF! I HAVE THE MEAT!

Nevada

Doge

All of us right now

She does this look every time I have food

Ok thanks

>:)

GG bro

Grading system

vegan man has arrived

Out of the mouths of babes...

Saw the ornaments post and wanted to share my own TP inspired art.

On local radio station

Missing Masks

writing a list of things someone says happen is not proof breh its called COPIUM

Came here or what?

The last 24 hours.