Reorganizing my cabinets. Something isn’t adding up

All titties

Ready for xmas

You're beautiful girl

“What IPAs do you have on tap?”

ah, siblings

Publicly announcing his planned crime spree is a bold move!

He needs to be careful! She can move in any direction!

And you will not survive the winter

Actual facts

Four

Pooh knows

Our new thermometer my wife is excited about for some reason.

oyy

Had my brother and SIL over for dinner, this letter we got the next morning on our doorstep sums up children perfectly

ah yes a true man of culture

You heard of needing scissors to open scissors packaging, now get ready to need a ladder to get a ladder

Viciously beat

Exotic tiger for sale, if you hear it bark don’t worry its bilingual

Shame on your country...

limmy.jpg

Tower of Pisa during the pandemic when there are no tourists to hold it.

*sip*

Saturday the 14th...again

Context is for the weak

It's the one year anniversary of my wife's breast cancer diagnosis, so I made her a special breakfast

He didn't miss a beat.

Everything is homebrew if you're brave enough

All right, we'll call it a draw.

Oof

Saw this when out for a drive this morning!

Asking for it.

The big sad

Thank you Wish, appreciate it

At least it's not playing UNO on Xbox

All roads lead to crab

its neck is just too much...

life in a one bathroom apartment

The "will it be edible" face

In the future, CGI will be so advanced that just by making it it will become reality

bruh.exe has stopped working

Every speedway ever

phobia

I'm stuck....

First day as president

Hope he recovered

So stupid it's brilliant

Who to believe?

Those memories that stick with us forever.

The void beckons

Onto round 2, stay well my friends!

Sticky Fingers Requiem

Like father, like son?

This def covers most people on my Xmas list this year

Ahhh, religion.

MANIAC!!!

You brehlong to the state

I’ll ***in’ do it again!

The 11 o'clock news

This guy brought his 6 cats out to play at the park

Perfect answer

What did you call me!? Oh...

Sumer time

Found at the pumpkin patch.

When the homicide detective comes to babysit

stock

What a surprise lol.

relationships

2020 is affecting everyone

Chrome smh

some members

My lucky day.. some guy was selling PS5's outside the grocery store for $50

An Important PSA

Hey hey people

Cleanup in aisle XII

She has never seen Toy Story, and is thoroughly confused by this.

Somethings not right... I can feel it...

dying for a shit

I heard that Covid-19 testing in the nose can be very uncomfortable, but this must be a lot worse...

Back & Body Hurts

Health is my lifestyle

Top level talent

Whenever a coworker calls in sick, it's tradition to prank their cube.

My first ever custom built chainsaw

Betrayer

Changes one letter in his name. Totally not suspicious

Clever trick

ye!

temple

The one true path to nirvana

oi m8

eggplant

Rare honesty

The best friend will always help

Friday the 13th, 2020.

ps5

A Fun Fact About Opossums

Local landscaper by my house is diversifying.

...she scary

Beautiful man