Started my 2020 Christmas list early this year

So, can my son not wear this to school anymore?

Happy Monday! Today’s coffee art ... a cat setting off a nuclear explosion.

"You gotta open your third eye cuz"

Found the O.G. baby yeeter

Yeah i drive a BMW how’d you know?

I love my science class

Finally getting myself a PS5!!

Then why the hell did you send it?

hate speech

At least now she is making an honest living now

I am 45 years old. I gave been waiting for this for about 6000 miles. Hooray me

You can tell the age of a tree from its rings

rdy?

Thanks! You Too!

The pyramids were made from love

A+ but not 100% means only light beating

Son, I say SON, turn that shit up

Haven’t seen more facts

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20 schmeckles please

100% correct, even the nipple piercing

beenie man

When did bumper stickers get so existential?

Nice coq, bro

Turkey Police!

It's the trump way

Dumpster

baby yoda do have Mando's beatiful eyes

found another one in my cheeseburger

Leaf them alone!

A Life Sentence

Monday Blues

My worst habit...

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A year ago I started sending my GF these photos whenever she asked if the baby was ok

A rare photo of the Milky way as seen from Mars

The Sliding Door Company doesn't use sliding doors.

The Candy Goblin

Lies :(

Good points

I like Ragnarok

Thou have not even a powdered wig to thy name

You should use a white cat for that

Outside the box

What you mean?

How am I supposed to put this in the trash..

Who the fu*k come to me

so that's what it feels like

Unity and peace

How dumb are you?

Face reveal for downnubber

Not his first rodeo..

What else?

It is what it is get over it!

just a few minutes

Can she suck the diсk in your heart, tho'?

Precious bread

Doesn't look like anything happened here, but he probably deserved it

Pain

Inbred cat

relatable

Like why...

Catsquatch

With great power comes great responsibility

Owned with facts and logic

A cause I can support.

Impressive, very nice

What more could've happened?

I have decided to start catering to the part of HL that praises me the most

Etcetera

I told you alredy lol

Pack it up, boys

Subscribe if you also don't pay Mongolian children tax

This one is for Cedric

POV: We are good friends playing mario kart together

Step 5 of nose waxing kit.

Buddy Gator - Laptop

Tradition upheld

My 8yr old daughter made some compelling arguments today in favor of getting milkshakes...

Magical

Call that a screenshot

rekt

Chastity Protected

based neighbourino

A sighting so rare I had to take a picture

Big?

Tranny Response Team - the heroes we need in these dark times

Sad ***

Practice safe six

i wish that were me

I have taught myself how to cross stitch during the pandemic...

Super small

You know shit is getting serious when the immortals start wearing face masks

Humans can be eaten too, y'know

Upgrades people, upgrades

Moonshine, the cure to your ills ...

pro tip

Kisses all around

Surely for noble intentions, m'yes