I made my new kitten a toy

Grandma: *doesn't want dog*. Family: *gets dog anyway*. Grandma and dog:

wonder how many times someone knocked before the sign was made

I think we all can agre.

Exotic Tattoo

Ok God, now we need some help.

In no way whatsoever was Paint involved so no point in zooming in

science

I need it now!

How it actually went down...

Good luck cleaning up the cat poop and hair balls

Numerology

Far too true

The actual reason liberals don't want you to know

Every time I take a shower, I draw something on the mirror so it reappears when my brother showers. Today I went for something a little creepier than normal...

The collar my mom has for her dog

Thisll stop em

Big gross

terrible fate

Tough skin

f*males

These tests are getting easier and easier...

Uncle Ben :(

It's advised to take a break every now and then.

Still holding air, must be good to go

Memes are the past.

You go sleepy time now

I've been posting this on social media on this day four years running

YouTube ads be getting on nerves these days

Good meme, upvoted.

Trolls will say they're so passe but they did meta first

party fish

Dick move Alladdin

low end doggo

is that a fuel pipe??

I love chili

Holly jolly snowy

Primordial beings

I've Won… But At What Cost?

Cause for Alarm

Roses are Red. Heaven is High.

EBIN :-DDD

I heard you guys like pictures of people at the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Blue Whale penis for scale.

The prism, the witch, and the audacity of this ***

I thought it was a scotch egg

It’s rough

yes

Petition to make big burgers wide.

That face! Lol

Apparently someone thought 1620 was a b*tch year as well.

You know this going to happen

Every year I try to make a new menorah. I present this year's addition "Batmanorah"

My cousin's dog has the right attitude

You’re going to like the way you look, you ***in ***.

My pregnant self slept so deeply, I didn’t notice this until I woke up to pee in the middle of the night.

:-/

Good old days

Imitate your ancestors

LOOK AT ME.

really?

loop

Climate change.

Sleep well Memepolice solemn prince, may you rest in our hearts

Reach for the sky Slov_

My neighbors getting their money's worth on their giant skeleton

brehpublic

Suspicious Trench Coat Guy

Why isnt it a big tiddy goth gf tho

Remember this kid? This is him now, feel old yet?

Thanksgiving tradition

No Omi, I haven’t heard the story about the resurrected car accident zombie woman, please tell me

When Patrick has a nice one ;)

This kitchen towel

Fire flame.

We all know they're not "people".

Thanks for the baked beans mum i needed them

Let's throw paws

Good one Taco Bell

Golden Girl

Tendies time :)

They totally know

Present under the Christmas tree?

some yall brehs be like

The Order, of the Phoenix

almost

The purest form of beauty

lit

I should've been a dentist.

:-(

Here is a photo of my Christmas tree still in the loft because it’s only NOVEMBER

Happy Holidays 2020 from my family to you

This dog collar

How I de-stress at work

Can’t wait for the sequel

Damn Sonic chill

Oh Sony, you kidder

You can achieve anything you want!

no sacrifice, no victory

s m i l e

I love my grandma