My pregnant self slept so deeply, I didn’t notice this until I woke up to pee in the middle of the night.
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Good old days
Imitate your ancestors
LOOK AT ME.
Sleep well Memepolice solemn prince, may you rest in our hearts
Reach for the sky Slov_
My neighbors getting their money's worth on their giant skeleton
Suspicious Trench Coat Guy
Why isnt it a big tiddy goth gf tho
Remember this kid? This is him now, feel old yet?
No Omi, I haven’t heard the story about the resurrected car accident zombie woman, please tell me
When Patrick has a nice one ;)
This kitchen towel
We all know they're not "people".
Thanks for the baked beans mum i needed them
Let's throw paws
Good one Taco Bell
Tendies time :)
They totally know
Present under the Christmas tree?
some yall brehs be like
The Order, of the Phoenix
The purest form of beauty
I should've been a dentist.
Here is a photo of my Christmas tree still in the loft because it’s only NOVEMBER
Happy Holidays 2020 from my family to you
This dog collar
How I de-stress at work
Can’t wait for the sequel
Damn Sonic chill
Oh Sony, you kidder
You can achieve anything you want!
no sacrifice, no victory
s m i l e
I love my grandma
Sounds legit, don't be a pussy
Last meme for the week, thanks to everyone for your fun comments and upvotes
Thanks for the heads up
Doctors need the signature
When the boss tells you it's u r g e n t
Something something sabaton memes
This is Indi, she loves to be buried at the beach!
In 2021!!! Lol
Invention to help mankind 3
Shit's wild when gamespeed is tied to framerate
But only one man has ever had the shit take him
The last good one on console was Custer's Revenge
First winter snow. ***!
Saw this yesterday...
The golden bear
Found at my local pub.
Uh ... pass?
Really just liquid static...
At first I thought this sun was angry AF in my daughters story book...but then I realized it’s just 2 birds!
Don’t know if this has been posted a million times but my friend sent me this earlier.
I offered a woman a crochet peen for her couch. Someone else wanted it. I made it, shared it and it blew up. Now I make my living selling crochet disco sticks. I call them Dapper Doinks.
Good time to quickload
My new Christmas ornament
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."
Got to watch out for those stock photos
Mom dresses as her son for Halloween
That split second after your boy smashes the back of his head into your face while taking family photos.
Quotes from a few big names we've lost this year
Bought my daughter a gaming chair.......
I get my ps5 from my sugarmomma, ***
I swear I didn't do it
Already watched the ad to respawn
Goat simulator 2 lookin' good
Quote credit to gutterspice
They are watching
This is not the way !
Well, I must say it's acccurate
My new mask was such a hit I thought i’d post it here!
I wonder what he means
Amazon customer question
You think things be like they do but they don't
"Yes, yes, we hurry!"
*random girl on the subway