Bought my daughter a gaming chair.......
I get my ps5 from my sugarmomma, ***
I swear I didn't do it
Already watched the ad to respawn
Goat simulator 2 lookin' good
Quote credit to gutterspice
They are watching
This is not the way !
Well, I must say it's acccurate
My new mask was such a hit I thought i’d post it here!
I wonder what he means
Amazon customer question
You think things be like they do but they don't
"Yes, yes, we hurry!"
*random girl on the subway
What are you doing in my swamp?
Dancing Polish Gorgon
Whatchu gonna do it about it, fatboy?
alternatively throat singing
I helped a friend move last weekend. She "thought" she going to put this toilet paper holder in the donation pile. Meet my newest yarn holder, Wilbur.
Local bakery advertising...
Wife said I need to contribute more in house decorations. I happily obliged
I don't think the kids like their new teacher.
The guy in front of me didn’t stand a chance
*** the system
I feel your pain, buddy!
Shaken not stirred
Can we stop.
Looks like someone returned to monke
A bit sus
Drinking children's tears from the Stygian river
I whole-heartedly agree
Your search returned no results
I take a nap right here.
Where dem experts at
Protect yourself: spread the plague
Is nothing sacred to these people
There goes my plans for a part time job.
"It's the side of peppercorn, and it seems your balls have been ripped off. 2/10"
I tried to make Cthulhu pie but I got his derpy cousin
This gift idea
Accurate representation of Ottoman Sultan Suleyman 1
Just two cats hanging out
A friend gifted this coffee cup to my dad
At least it’s vegan
Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian coast
Money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, it falls from the sky
Fake fans SMH my head
Graduating High School, getting a job, buying a house, and raising a family on a single income in the 1950's vs trying to do the same today
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate defecation
My dad every time he tastes something mildly spicy
Need only 2k to beat Cloggedholes, let's ***ing go
Another reminder that we live in a society
And the sun is rising in the east
My microwave keeps asking for sacrifices
Playing life in HARD mode
So secret nobody was able to find it
Beware of wife.
My cat had his eye surgically removed so I gave him a new one.
He is pretty strong.
Had a stowaway in my bag a Swedish Fish.
Friends dog struck a familiar pose... I couldn’t resist.
Sometimes you really just wish a knight would come along and take the princess off your hands.
My dad built this to protect the tree from the cat
What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
It’s almost that time of year for my favorite album
My old boy having an earth shattering sneeze
Mmm, free lunch
My parents better read the rules!
I asked the pizza shop to write a joke on the box. I got what I asked for but not what I expected.
Just outside a pizza shop.
A picture of R.E.M. my wife sent me. That’s her in the corner.