I don't think the kids like their new teacher.
The guy in front of me didn’t stand a chance
America
*** the system
I feel your pain, buddy!
layers
heh
Shaken not stirred
Women lmao
Can we stop.
Looks like someone returned to monke
A bit sus
Drinking children's tears from the Stygian river
I whole-heartedly agree
Starwars humor
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I take a nap right here.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where dem experts at
mvp
Protect yourself: spread the plague
Is nothing sacred to these people
Substitute!
There goes my plans for a part time job.
"It's the side of peppercorn, and it seems your balls have been ripped off. 2/10"
plant
I tried to make Cthulhu pie but I got his derpy cousin
This gift idea
Accurate representation of Ottoman Sultan Suleyman 1
Just two cats hanging out
A friend gifted this coffee cup to my dad
*Visible confusion
At least it’s vegan
Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian coast
Money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, it falls from the sky
Manlet king
Fake fans SMH my head
Graduating High School, getting a job, buying a house, and raising a family on a single income in the 1950's vs trying to do the same today
Why indeed?
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate defecation
My dad every time he tastes something mildly spicy
ZA HANDO
Need only 2k to beat Cloggedholes, let's ***ing go
Another reminder that we live in a society
And the sun is rising in the east
My microwave keeps asking for sacrifices
Playing life in HARD mode
So secret nobody was able to find it
Beware of wife.
Schmood
My cat had his eye surgically removed so I gave him a new one.
He is pretty strong.
Had a stowaway in my bag a Swedish Fish.
Friends dog struck a familiar pose... I couldn’t resist.
Sometimes you really just wish a knight would come along and take the princess off your hands.
My dad built this to protect the tree from the cat
What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
It’s almost that time of year for my favorite album
Octo Pie
My old boy having an earth shattering sneeze
sike
#neverforgive
Mmm, free lunch
My parents better read the rules!
I asked the pizza shop to write a joke on the box. I got what I asked for but not what I expected.
Just outside a pizza shop.
A picture of R.E.M. my wife sent me. That’s her in the corner.
My Butter on seeing my ugly face first thing in the morning.
This sign was found on the window of a small hardware store.
Sent to me by a friend, taken off Facebook
Oooooooooo
As tim hortons is to canada
200?? Not bad
Before we lockdown we provided educational course for wayward children.
But thanks for asking
When she partakes in no shave November.
Biblically accurate
Best black сoсk a man could ask for
>:)
What happens when you grow up on war movies
Reminder that the queen of England is a direct descendant of prophet Muhammed (and therefore white)
Snyder Cut
Give me your best head puns
Redacted
You see this shit
A Whole New World!
Much like with drinking, your friends are gone without you noticing
Deep
The ethnogensis of the Irish
who dat breh
Give him the Old Dick Twist!
if u aint ever used a flint stone and left over gasoline to light a j you aint a real breh yet
Sign at local restaurant. I can't stop laughing at point 5. How bad are your kids that they have to put up this sign.
These are getting ridiculous.
Coronavirus *enters my body* The flinstones Vitamins I ate 20yrs Ago:
Life lessons video games taught me
Wear yo mask