Money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, it falls from the sky

Manlet king

Fake fans SMH my head

Graduating High School, getting a job, buying a house, and raising a family on a single income in the 1950's vs trying to do the same today

Why indeed?

Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate defecation

My dad every time he tastes something mildly spicy

ZA HANDO

Need only 2k to beat Cloggedholes, let's ***ing go

Another reminder that we live in a society

And the sun is rising in the east

My microwave keeps asking for sacrifices

Playing life in HARD mode

So secret nobody was able to find it

Beware of wife.

Schmood

My cat had his eye surgically removed so I gave him a new one.

He is pretty strong.

Had a stowaway in my bag a Swedish Fish.

Friends dog struck a familiar pose... I couldn’t resist.

Sometimes you really just wish a knight would come along and take the princess off your hands.

My dad built this to protect the tree from the cat

What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?

It’s almost that time of year for my favorite album

Octo Pie

My old boy having an earth shattering sneeze

sike

#neverforgive

Mmm, free lunch

My parents better read the rules!

I asked the pizza shop to write a joke on the box. I got what I asked for but not what I expected.

Just outside a pizza shop.

A picture of R.E.M. my wife sent me. That’s her in the corner.

My Butter on seeing my ugly face first thing in the morning.

This sign was found on the window of a small hardware store.

Sent to me by a friend, taken off Facebook

Oooooooooo

As tim hortons is to canada

200?? Not bad

Before we lockdown we provided educational course for wayward children.

But thanks for asking

When she partakes in no shave November.

Biblically accurate

Best black сoсk a man could ask for

>:)

What happens when you grow up on war movies

Reminder that the queen of England is a direct descendant of prophet Muhammed (and therefore white)

Snyder Cut

Give me your best head puns

Redacted

You see this shit

A Whole New World!

Much like with drinking, your friends are gone without you noticing

Deep

The ethnogensis of the Irish

who dat breh

Give him the Old Dick Twist!

if u aint ever used a flint stone and left over gasoline to light a j you aint a real breh yet

Sign at local restaurant. I can't stop laughing at point 5. How bad are your kids that they have to put up this sign.

These are getting ridiculous.

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Coronavirus *enters my body* The flinstones Vitamins I ate 20yrs Ago:

Life lessons video games taught me

Wear yo mask

Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

Mess with my Mom and see what happens!

Take that, crime.

POKEMON!

Am I doing Christmas right?

Adobe is savage

Beautiful o-o

Over the moon.

Santa’s got a big package!

Give me them toys fat man

To be young again

=((((

Yeah, the death of metaphysics is cool and all, but can it cure erectile dysfunction?

POP! [OC]

Batman during quarantine, by Kerry Callen

Take me lord

BBC logic

ill take a bigmac based brehconomy over the federal brehserve breh

PS5 Graphics

brehpeat a lie so much it brehcomes the truth

My powers groe

Human meat is next

Oh how table

Easy get out of jail

Do you know someone over 30 who still plays video games?

I wonder if this logical argument has some Latin name

Not this time [OC]

I have planned this strategy for years

Go away now

hmm

DinosandComics Exists

*tries to hide tears*

Talk to the hand

Is it more moral to litter somewhere where you know people will pick it up?

World's Greatest Batman Fan!

Never too late