brehpeat a lie so much it brehcomes the truth

My powers groe

Human meat is next

Oh how table

Easy get out of jail

Do you know someone over 30 who still plays video games?

I wonder if this logical argument has some Latin name

Not this time [OC]

I have planned this strategy for years

Go away now

hmm

DinosandComics Exists

*tries to hide tears*

Talk to the hand

Is it more moral to litter somewhere where you know people will pick it up?

World's Greatest Batman Fan!

Never too late

   

OC guys!

We were finally able to bring our grandma home to stay with us and she brought all her 'loot' from the nursing home

Just shut up and take me to the boss

Dorian VS. Kenneth Copeland. You’re welcome.

Good night sweet princess

Cheer up..!

I can relate, Godzilla

The face off we deserve

Becaouse the dog is black

Playing mobile games on NASA PCs - justpcgamerthings

PCR tests in a nutshell

Good boss fight

My ten year old made this and sent it to me.

Christmas ornament anyone

There are so many potential ethnic cleansing jokes here

...and chix

I almost lost my waffle cone today

photobombing

Don't remember eating self-hatred and annoying habits either, but here I am.

COVID Testing - Our Pleasure!

In case you didn’t know, raspberries make great hats for lego people

My daily life

Robbed blind

Blessed

It may be the funny number, but 20$ is 20$

Snigers

Scary :0

I need new batteries

hate that shit

They’ve always got your back

you are all my little pogchamps <3

Please don’t be this person. Photo taken at Asheville Brewing Company.

mercantile 100

Glug Glug Glug!

Moses got jokes

It's fine, sex is dumb anyways

Happy Anniversary C&H 35 years

...did somebody say something?

I feel it....

Fart = funny

Is this the power of the thotslayer?

Where's my money?!

Hand a kindergartner a sharpie and ask them to please put an “eye” on the head of their turkey. You get what you ask for.

Current objective: survive

title

Downnubber listening to music

Big Pause

I wish I could read...

Cats are cute but

If Apple made electric cars

Yes :(

Sure!

Why do other days even exist?

I'm so old :(

Messing with my wife’s shortcuts

Hide your cows

My Canadian friend’s daughter’s schoolwork. A+

Same

Just downloading updates, can't wait to play my PS5

Take me lord

sadly

Flirt 101

Good man

All In this together

When she what?

Lol... No hard feelings

I did nothing...

You smell that?

   

Charlotte's web

King

My 5 year old stole my wife’s wallet the other day. Today she got pulled over, and this was all she had for ID...

based

Crocky?

tell me your fetish in the comments

Could it?!

But how many football fields did he have to walk to get all the ingredients

he's right. it does feel better.

So true mate

Idk why but this is funny lol

Pathetic

World Peas