Happy Anniversary C&H 35 years

...did somebody say something?

I feel it....

Fart = funny

Is this the power of the thotslayer?

Where's my money?!

Hand a kindergartner a sharpie and ask them to please put an “eye” on the head of their turkey. You get what you ask for.

Current objective: survive

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Downnubber listening to music

Big Pause

I wish I could read...

Cats are cute but

If Apple made electric cars

Yes :(

Sure!

Why do other days even exist?

I'm so old :(

Messing with my wife’s shortcuts

Hide your cows

My Canadian friend’s daughter’s schoolwork. A+

Same

Just downloading updates, can't wait to play my PS5

Take me lord

sadly

Flirt 101

Good man

All In this together

When she what?

Lol... No hard feelings

I did nothing...

You smell that?

   

Charlotte's web

King

My 5 year old stole my wife’s wallet the other day. Today she got pulled over, and this was all she had for ID...

based

Crocky?

tell me your fetish in the comments

Could it?!

But how many football fields did he have to walk to get all the ingredients

he's right. it does feel better.

So true mate

Idk why but this is funny lol

Pathetic

World Peas

Very true, indeed

Good night friend

Hot!

Don't Tell Anyone You Know This Now...

This iconic moment on British Morning TV when a lady pissed off an Italian Chef

I still have nightmares from that Skyrim mod that turned all dragons into My Little Pony characters

Wife sent me this pic of our ice maker this morning.

At that moment, you realise something

MRW there's hardly any eurobeat memes any more

O_o

Wow that’s one thicc mushroom

oh no haha

Cat.exe has crashed

Ohhhhh boy o.o

We need the return of 26 hour days.

Updated for your use, the only card you’ll ever need for your kids.

Calvin and Hobbes turns 35 today!

See, this is why we can't have nice things because of this right here.

It's a detention slip.

I, as well, received an interesting bday card from my girlfriend.

My dog thinks I’m hilarious

Falconn PUNCH!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had to do a double take on my wife’s new ice cream scooper...

Another beast of nature falls prey to society

My cat and dog doing their best Garfield and Odie impression.

Progress so far

Oh, hey, they need you outside. I bit a kid.

Impossible...

I told my husband we need to get a potty and start thinking about potty training our toddler... This is what I came home to after work today.

Hmmmmm fireman?

What the actual F???

Ominous

no horny

And he's coming for you.

Oh bother, I'm so stuffed with fluff I'm dummy thicc & the clap of my ass cheeks alert the bees

It's a lot..

I'm sure Dr. Sam's mother was completely unbiased with her review.

My dog all over

mmmmh

Hot!

The best sign

Not again

Haven’t been able to put this game down since the expansion came out!

I can see why she likes him.

No one is ever ready

you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

An note our neighbors left us after a very windy day

Toughest brotha

It's not a swimming pool dude, it's a plastic folder.

Vaccine

burn

Bold of her to go out like this.

Your parent's evil secret