It's a detention slip.
I, as well, received an interesting bday card from my girlfriend.
My dog thinks I’m hilarious
Falconn PUNCH!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I had to do a double take on my wife’s new ice cream scooper...
Another beast of nature falls prey to society
My cat and dog doing their best Garfield and Odie impression.
Progress so far
Oh, hey, they need you outside. I bit a kid.
Impossible...
I told my husband we need to get a potty and start thinking about potty training our toddler... This is what I came home to after work today.
Hmmmmm fireman?
What the actual F???
Ominous
no horny
And he's coming for you.
Oh bother, I'm so stuffed with fluff I'm dummy thicc & the clap of my ass cheeks alert the bees
It's a lot..
I'm sure Dr. Sam's mother was completely unbiased with her review.
My dog all over
mmmmh
Hot!
The best sign
Not again
Haven’t been able to put this game down since the expansion came out!
I can see why she likes him.
No one is ever ready
you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
An note our neighbors left us after a very windy day
Toughest brotha
It's not a swimming pool dude, it's a plastic folder.
Vaccine
burn
Bold of her to go out like this.
Your parent's evil secret
A picture of me falling from my bike as a kid
mango
My four year old moved the Elf from the shelf to a corner where he can’t see anything to report to Santa..
This might be repost, also I pick backseat
Looks good Joe :c
I'm king...
That is not dead which can eternal lie
How many people looked at this and thought "I see no problem here"?
My girlfriend’s cat is feeling all of 2020
So much heat
Why must these infernal blocks tease
My mom always puts her phone on charge
I agree
You know that is not funny, because it's totally true
Me waking up
The truth that sees itself as such becomes a lie and a deception
I hope someone reads this
FREEDOOOOOOM
What’s the name?
For Thanksgiving they asked my son what he was thankful for...
mmmh
5 years progress
The what?
A Van Diagram
YEET
Marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness
:^)
Never thought I’d laugh this hard at a card
But that said yes
doomers
With makeup and without makeup
what is Cap's face conveying?
HE NAMED HIS CAT N-
When polar bears wish they knew how to read...
Always take corn o_o
Frog time good time
Bad kitten
Yes.
:-/
And wear ya mask
The Onion in 2020, where satire and reality are the same thing.
Ok so it all starts with 9/11
Would you press the button?
ffs Britain
Holy like
Schrodinger's Dumpster
Life is pain, Mac is god, fork is bus
The yard is mine
Same thing?
...city of Grand Rapids
Hard times
Spenish
In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95
Bro I think your girl is just possessed, get her an exorcist
Younglling Slayer 9000 lol
i grow up so fast
Fork.
accurate
RING HAS DETECTED A PERSON AT YOUR DOOR
Edgar Allan PO PO
poit
She looks like the grinch who is about to steal Thanksgiving...
He seems very polite
The more I think about this the more uncomfortable it makes me
