The Onion in 2020, where satire and reality are the same thing.

Ok so it all starts with 9/11

Would you press the button?

ffs Britain

Holy like

Schrodinger's Dumpster

Life is pain, Mac is god, fork is bus

The yard is mine

Same thing?

...city of Grand Rapids

Hard times

Spenish

In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95

Bro I think your girl is just possessed, get her an exorcist

Younglling Slayer 9000 lol

i grow up so fast

Fork.

accurate

RING HAS DETECTED A PERSON AT YOUR DOOR

Edgar Allan PO PO

poit

She looks like the grinch who is about to steal Thanksgiving...

He seems very polite

The more I think about this the more uncomfortable it makes me

Yep I'm under 18

i must look extra charming today

Its so cold in Canada that moose are getting stuck by licking cars for salt.

bread

It was too high I guess

This book needs to happen.

I swear.

Petrified wood.

The gods give us blessed memes

Jesus was socialist

Someone altered a deer crossing sign in upstate NY

I guess the other guy is drinking Gin

So yeah umm

Decided to decorate my sister’s room before she comes home for the holidays. I hope she likes it!!

We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year.

Yes, those were the good old days...

"Butt dart" is the new n-word

Today is my 43rd birthday. My wife gave me this card at breakfast.

Oof the Horror.

Shrek talking like Yoda or Yoda talking like Shrek, which would be better

My son's Kindergarten priorities were on point.

f you

Saw one of these on here recently, couldn’t find one, so I made one! Well the candle part anyway. A perfect gift for 2020.

I helped with red circle!

Not mine, but man this is too accurate!

Based

My niece and nephew passed out, added empty beer bottles, turned out great I think lol

Oops I posted this way past Halloween...but hope you guys had great costumes

I don't know what to reply..

peep

The Man Who Lived Forever

Failing your way to success

NBA 2k21 Graphics so Good you can See Lebron’s Hair Implants

Sorry not sorry.

Nice c o c k bro

Thanksgiving 2020 for you all

this is for the robo bullying

Happy Birthday Covid-19

A Wonderful Sound

The horror

smooth brain

The Mystery Machine is gonna be a coffin very soon

Just a few

In and out

This deserves to be here

Straight up ballin'

Stay classy, Pennsylvania

Dr. Zoidberg will be happy

Looking for a unique gift for the golfer?

When drunken lobsters invent units of measurement

Soap frens

Facts ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Is it fair?

Rice man!

*Lil Pump plays in the background

Pro gamer move

The only religion I will follow

cyber chad

who's that under cover agent among us we need to find that

I would leave and take the kids

Same

Karma definitely exists, lads.

Capitalism.

Chinese going to run out of ink

life hack

Does your dog bite?

Yeah I have black friends

*exhales

Excellent parking skills...only in Taiwan!

In Russia you get a fluffy toy with vine-grapes!

Don't turn 30.

My only friend..

My brother sent me this whilst visiting Hong Kong 2 years ago

priorities

Yes

The Onion at its finest