Today is my 43rd birthday. My wife gave me this card at breakfast.

Oof the Horror.

Shrek talking like Yoda or Yoda talking like Shrek, which would be better

My son's Kindergarten priorities were on point.

f you

Saw one of these on here recently, couldn’t find one, so I made one! Well the candle part anyway. A perfect gift for 2020.

I helped with red circle!

Not mine, but man this is too accurate!

Based

My niece and nephew passed out, added empty beer bottles, turned out great I think lol

Oops I posted this way past Halloween...but hope you guys had great costumes

I don't know what to reply..

peep

The Man Who Lived Forever

Failing your way to success

NBA 2k21 Graphics so Good you can See Lebron’s Hair Implants

Sorry not sorry.

Nice c o c k bro

Thanksgiving 2020 for you all

this is for the robo bullying

Happy Birthday Covid-19

A Wonderful Sound

The horror

smooth brain

The Mystery Machine is gonna be a coffin very soon

Just a few

In and out

This deserves to be here

Straight up ballin'

Stay classy, Pennsylvania

Dr. Zoidberg will be happy

Looking for a unique gift for the golfer?

When drunken lobsters invent units of measurement

Soap frens

Facts ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Is it fair?

Rice man!

*Lil Pump plays in the background

Pro gamer move

The only religion I will follow

cyber chad

who's that under cover agent among us we need to find that

I would leave and take the kids

Same

Karma definitely exists, lads.

Capitalism.

Chinese going to run out of ink

life hack

Does your dog bite?

Yeah I have black friends

*exhales

Excellent parking skills...only in Taiwan!

In Russia you get a fluffy toy with vine-grapes!

Don't turn 30.

My only friend..

My brother sent me this whilst visiting Hong Kong 2 years ago

priorities

Yes

The Onion at its finest

haha guillotine go schwiinngg

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnatch

missing a comma smh

You are never gonna keep me down…

In pursuit of happiness!

Wear your seat belts.

now it's complete

POV, you have booba

Local Spermbank Reviews had me dying.

The restroom requires a sacrifice

juan.

A updated take on some of our childhood rhymes.

Dis fax doe

I don't have a title for this now..

Let’s go finally I can’t see those ads anymore

We Gather Together

Glory, Glory Halleluah

It snowed

gypsy music as soundtrack

You can do it too

The eternal manlet

Woke up with this image in my head

Computing error...

I’ll ***ing do it again

Started my 2020 Christmas list early this year

So, can my son not wear this to school anymore?

Happy Monday! Today’s coffee art ... a cat setting off a nuclear explosion.

"You gotta open your third eye cuz"

Found the O.G. baby yeeter

Yeah i drive a BMW how’d you know?

I love my science class

Finally getting myself a PS5!!

Then why the hell did you send it?

hate speech

At least now she is making an honest living now

I am 45 years old. I gave been waiting for this for about 6000 miles. Hooray me

You can tell the age of a tree from its rings

rdy?

Thanks! You Too!

The pyramids were made from love

A+ but not 100% means only light beating