The Mystery Machine is gonna be a coffin very soon

Just a few

In and out

This deserves to be here

Straight up ballin'

Stay classy, Pennsylvania

Dr. Zoidberg will be happy

Looking for a unique gift for the golfer?

When drunken lobsters invent units of measurement

Soap frens

Facts ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

Is it fair?

Rice man!

*Lil Pump plays in the background

Pro gamer move

The only religion I will follow

cyber chad

who's that under cover agent among us we need to find that

I would leave and take the kids

Same

Karma definitely exists, lads.

Capitalism.

Chinese going to run out of ink

life hack

Does your dog bite?

Yeah I have black friends

*exhales

Excellent parking skills...only in Taiwan!

In Russia you get a fluffy toy with vine-grapes!

Don't turn 30.

My only friend..

My brother sent me this whilst visiting Hong Kong 2 years ago

priorities

Yes

The Onion at its finest

haha guillotine go schwiinngg

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnatch

missing a comma smh

You are never gonna keep me down…

In pursuit of happiness!

Wear your seat belts.

now it's complete

POV, you have booba

Local Spermbank Reviews had me dying.

The restroom requires a sacrifice

juan.

A updated take on some of our childhood rhymes.

Dis fax doe

I don't have a title for this now..

Let’s go finally I can’t see those ads anymore

We Gather Together

Glory, Glory Halleluah

It snowed

gypsy music as soundtrack

You can do it too

The eternal manlet

Woke up with this image in my head

Computing error...

I’ll ***ing do it again

Started my 2020 Christmas list early this year

So, can my son not wear this to school anymore?

Happy Monday! Today’s coffee art ... a cat setting off a nuclear explosion.

"You gotta open your third eye cuz"

Found the O.G. baby yeeter

Yeah i drive a BMW how’d you know?

I love my science class

Finally getting myself a PS5!!

Then why the hell did you send it?

hate speech

At least now she is making an honest living now

I am 45 years old. I gave been waiting for this for about 6000 miles. Hooray me

You can tell the age of a tree from its rings

rdy?

Thanks! You Too!

The pyramids were made from love

A+ but not 100% means only light beating

Son, I say SON, turn that shit up

Haven’t seen more facts

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20 schmeckles please

100% correct, even the nipple piercing

beenie man

When did bumper stickers get so existential?

Nice coq, bro

Turkey Police!

It's the trump way

Dumpster

baby yoda do have Mando's beatiful eyes

found another one in my cheeseburger

Leaf them alone!

A Life Sentence

Monday Blues

My worst habit...

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A year ago I started sending my GF these photos whenever she asked if the baby was ok

A rare photo of the Milky way as seen from Mars

The Sliding Door Company doesn't use sliding doors.

The Candy Goblin

Lies :(

Good points