Yeah I have black friends

*exhales

Excellent parking skills...only in Taiwan!

In Russia you get a fluffy toy with vine-grapes!

Don't turn 30.

My only friend..

My brother sent me this whilst visiting Hong Kong 2 years ago

priorities

Yes

The Onion at its finest

haha guillotine go schwiinngg

Bumblesnuff Crimpysnatch

missing a comma smh

You are never gonna keep me down…

In pursuit of happiness!

Wear your seat belts.

now it's complete

POV, you have booba

Local Spermbank Reviews had me dying.

The restroom requires a sacrifice

juan.

A updated take on some of our childhood rhymes.

Dis fax doe

I don't have a title for this now..

Let’s go finally I can’t see those ads anymore

We Gather Together

Glory, Glory Halleluah

It snowed

gypsy music as soundtrack

You can do it too

The eternal manlet

Woke up with this image in my head

Computing error...

I’ll ***ing do it again

Started my 2020 Christmas list early this year

So, can my son not wear this to school anymore?

Happy Monday! Today’s coffee art ... a cat setting off a nuclear explosion.

"You gotta open your third eye cuz"

Found the O.G. baby yeeter

Yeah i drive a BMW how’d you know?

I love my science class

Finally getting myself a PS5!!

Then why the hell did you send it?

hate speech

At least now she is making an honest living now

I am 45 years old. I gave been waiting for this for about 6000 miles. Hooray me

You can tell the age of a tree from its rings

rdy?

Thanks! You Too!

The pyramids were made from love

A+ but not 100% means only light beating

Son, I say SON, turn that shit up

Haven’t seen more facts

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20 schmeckles please

100% correct, even the nipple piercing

beenie man

When did bumper stickers get so existential?

Nice coq, bro

Turkey Police!

It's the trump way

Dumpster

baby yoda do have Mando's beatiful eyes

found another one in my cheeseburger

Leaf them alone!

A Life Sentence

Monday Blues

My worst habit...

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A year ago I started sending my GF these photos whenever she asked if the baby was ok

A rare photo of the Milky way as seen from Mars

The Sliding Door Company doesn't use sliding doors.

The Candy Goblin

Lies :(

Good points

I like Ragnarok

Thou have not even a powdered wig to thy name

You should use a white cat for that

Outside the box

What you mean?

How am I supposed to put this in the trash..

Who the fu*k come to me

so that's what it feels like

Unity and peace

How dumb are you?

Face reveal for downnubber

Not his first rodeo..

What else?

It is what it is get over it!

just a few minutes

Can she suck the diсk in your heart, tho'?

Precious bread

Doesn't look like anything happened here, but he probably deserved it

Pain

Inbred cat

relatable

Like why...

Catsquatch

With great power comes great responsibility

Owned with facts and logic