I can see why she likes him.
No one is ever ready
you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
An note our neighbors left us after a very windy day
Toughest brotha
It's not a swimming pool dude, it's a plastic folder.
Vaccine
burn
Bold of her to go out like this.
Your parent's evil secret
A picture of me falling from my bike as a kid
mango
My four year old moved the Elf from the shelf to a corner where he can’t see anything to report to Santa..
This might be repost, also I pick backseat
Looks good Joe :c
I'm king...
That is not dead which can eternal lie
How many people looked at this and thought "I see no problem here"?
My girlfriend’s cat is feeling all of 2020
So much heat
Why must these infernal blocks tease
My mom always puts her phone on charge
I agree
You know that is not funny, because it's totally true
Me waking up
The truth that sees itself as such becomes a lie and a deception
I hope someone reads this
FREEDOOOOOOM
What’s the name?
For Thanksgiving they asked my son what he was thankful for...
mmmh
5 years progress
The what?
A Van Diagram
YEET
Marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness
:^)
Never thought I’d laugh this hard at a card
But that said yes
doomers
With makeup and without makeup
what is Cap's face conveying?
HE NAMED HIS CAT N-
When polar bears wish they knew how to read...
Always take corn o_o
Frog time good time
Bad kitten
Yes.
:-/
And wear ya mask
The Onion in 2020, where satire and reality are the same thing.
Ok so it all starts with 9/11
Would you press the button?
ffs Britain
Holy like
Schrodinger's Dumpster
Life is pain, Mac is god, fork is bus
The yard is mine
Same thing?
...city of Grand Rapids
Hard times
Spenish
In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95
Bro I think your girl is just possessed, get her an exorcist
Younglling Slayer 9000 lol
i grow up so fast
Fork.
accurate
RING HAS DETECTED A PERSON AT YOUR DOOR
Edgar Allan PO PO
poit
She looks like the grinch who is about to steal Thanksgiving...
He seems very polite
The more I think about this the more uncomfortable it makes me
Yep I'm under 18
i must look extra charming today
Its so cold in Canada that moose are getting stuck by licking cars for salt.
bread
It was too high I guess
This book needs to happen.
I swear.
Petrified wood.
The gods give us blessed memes
Jesus was socialist
Someone altered a deer crossing sign in upstate NY
I guess the other guy is drinking Gin
So yeah umm
Decided to decorate my sister’s room before she comes home for the holidays. I hope she likes it!!
We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year.
Yes, those were the good old days...
"Butt dart" is the new n-word
Today is my 43rd birthday. My wife gave me this card at breakfast.
Oof the Horror.
Shrek talking like Yoda or Yoda talking like Shrek, which would be better
My son's Kindergarten priorities were on point.
f you
Saw one of these on here recently, couldn’t find one, so I made one! Well the candle part anyway. A perfect gift for 2020.
I helped with red circle!
Not mine, but man this is too accurate!
Based