¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had to do a double take on my wife’s new ice cream scooper...

Another beast of nature falls prey to society

My cat and dog doing their best Garfield and Odie impression.

Progress so far

Oh, hey, they need you outside. I bit a kid.

Impossible...

I told my husband we need to get a potty and start thinking about potty training our toddler... This is what I came home to after work today.

Hmmmmm fireman?

What the actual F???

Ominous

no horny

And he's coming for you.

Oh bother, I'm so stuffed with fluff I'm dummy thicc & the clap of my ass cheeks alert the bees

It's a lot..

I'm sure Dr. Sam's mother was completely unbiased with her review.

My dog all over

mmmmh

Hot!

The best sign

Not again

Haven’t been able to put this game down since the expansion came out!

I can see why she likes him.

No one is ever ready

you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

An note our neighbors left us after a very windy day

Toughest brotha

It's not a swimming pool dude, it's a plastic folder.

Vaccine

burn

Bold of her to go out like this.

Your parent's evil secret

A picture of me falling from my bike as a kid

mango

My four year old moved the Elf from the shelf to a corner where he can’t see anything to report to Santa..

This might be repost, also I pick backseat

Looks good Joe :c

I'm king...

That is not dead which can eternal lie

How many people looked at this and thought "I see no problem here"?

My girlfriend’s cat is feeling all of 2020

So much heat

Why must these infernal blocks tease

My mom always puts her phone on charge

I agree

You know that is not funny, because it's totally true

Me waking up

The truth that sees itself as such becomes a lie and a deception

I hope someone reads this

FREEDOOOOOOM

What’s the name?

For Thanksgiving they asked my son what he was thankful for...

mmmh

5 years progress

The what?

A Van Diagram

YEET

Marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness

:^)

Never thought I’d laugh this hard at a card

But that said yes

doomers

With makeup and without makeup

what is Cap's face conveying?

HE NAMED HIS CAT N-

When polar bears wish they knew how to read...

Always take corn o_o

Frog time good time

Bad kitten

Yes.

:-/

And wear ya mask

The Onion in 2020, where satire and reality are the same thing.

Ok so it all starts with 9/11

Would you press the button?

ffs Britain

Holy like

Schrodinger's Dumpster

Life is pain, Mac is god, fork is bus

The yard is mine

Same thing?

...city of Grand Rapids

Hard times

Spenish

In thirty years, it'll just be an empty case for $2,999.95

Bro I think your girl is just possessed, get her an exorcist

Younglling Slayer 9000 lol

i grow up so fast

Fork.

accurate

RING HAS DETECTED A PERSON AT YOUR DOOR

Edgar Allan PO PO

poit

She looks like the grinch who is about to steal Thanksgiving...

He seems very polite

The more I think about this the more uncomfortable it makes me

Yep I'm under 18

i must look extra charming today

Its so cold in Canada that moose are getting stuck by licking cars for salt.

bread