King

My 5 year old stole my wife’s wallet the other day. Today she got pulled over, and this was all she had for ID...

based

Crocky?

tell me your fetish in the comments

Could it?!

But how many football fields did he have to walk to get all the ingredients

he's right. it does feel better.

So true mate

Idk why but this is funny lol

Pathetic

World Peas

Very true, indeed

Good night friend

Hot!

Don't Tell Anyone You Know This Now...

This iconic moment on British Morning TV when a lady pissed off an Italian Chef

I still have nightmares from that Skyrim mod that turned all dragons into My Little Pony characters

Wife sent me this pic of our ice maker this morning.

At that moment, you realise something

MRW there's hardly any eurobeat memes any more

O_o

Wow that’s one thicc mushroom

oh no haha

Cat.exe has crashed

Ohhhhh boy o.o

We need the return of 26 hour days.

Updated for your use, the only card you’ll ever need for your kids.

Calvin and Hobbes turns 35 today!

See, this is why we can't have nice things because of this right here.

It's a detention slip.

I, as well, received an interesting bday card from my girlfriend.

My dog thinks I’m hilarious

Falconn PUNCH!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I had to do a double take on my wife’s new ice cream scooper...

Another beast of nature falls prey to society

My cat and dog doing their best Garfield and Odie impression.

Progress so far

Oh, hey, they need you outside. I bit a kid.

Impossible...

I told my husband we need to get a potty and start thinking about potty training our toddler... This is what I came home to after work today.

Hmmmmm fireman?

What the actual F???

Ominous

no horny

And he's coming for you.

Oh bother, I'm so stuffed with fluff I'm dummy thicc & the clap of my ass cheeks alert the bees

It's a lot..

I'm sure Dr. Sam's mother was completely unbiased with her review.

My dog all over

mmmmh

Hot!

The best sign

Not again

Haven’t been able to put this game down since the expansion came out!

I can see why she likes him.

No one is ever ready

you've become the very thing you swore to destroy

An note our neighbors left us after a very windy day

Toughest brotha

It's not a swimming pool dude, it's a plastic folder.

Vaccine

burn

Bold of her to go out like this.

Your parent's evil secret

A picture of me falling from my bike as a kid

mango

My four year old moved the Elf from the shelf to a corner where he can’t see anything to report to Santa..

This might be repost, also I pick backseat

Looks good Joe :c

I'm king...

That is not dead which can eternal lie

How many people looked at this and thought "I see no problem here"?

My girlfriend’s cat is feeling all of 2020

So much heat

Why must these infernal blocks tease

My mom always puts her phone on charge

I agree

You know that is not funny, because it's totally true

Me waking up

The truth that sees itself as such becomes a lie and a deception

I hope someone reads this

FREEDOOOOOOM

What’s the name?

For Thanksgiving they asked my son what he was thankful for...

mmmh

5 years progress

The what?

A Van Diagram

YEET

Marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness

:^)

Never thought I’d laugh this hard at a card

But that said yes

doomers

With makeup and without makeup

what is Cap's face conveying?

HE NAMED HIS CAT N-

When polar bears wish they knew how to read...