I asked the pizza shop to write a joke on the box. I got what I asked for but not what I expected.

Just outside a pizza shop.

A picture of R.E.M. my wife sent me. That’s her in the corner.

My Butter on seeing my ugly face first thing in the morning.

This sign was found on the window of a small hardware store.

Sent to me by a friend, taken off Facebook

Oooooooooo

As tim hortons is to canada

200?? Not bad

Before we lockdown we provided educational course for wayward children.

But thanks for asking

When she partakes in no shave November.

Biblically accurate

Best black сoсk a man could ask for

>:)

What happens when you grow up on war movies

Reminder that the queen of England is a direct descendant of prophet Muhammed (and therefore white)

Snyder Cut

Give me your best head puns

Redacted

You see this shit

A Whole New World!

Much like with drinking, your friends are gone without you noticing

Deep

The ethnogensis of the Irish

who dat breh

Give him the Old Dick Twist!

if u aint ever used a flint stone and left over gasoline to light a j you aint a real breh yet

Sign at local restaurant. I can't stop laughing at point 5. How bad are your kids that they have to put up this sign.

These are getting ridiculous.

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Coronavirus *enters my body* The flinstones Vitamins I ate 20yrs Ago:

Life lessons video games taught me

Wear yo mask

Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

Mess with my Mom and see what happens!

Take that, crime.

POKEMON!

Am I doing Christmas right?

Adobe is savage

Beautiful o-o

Over the moon.

Santa’s got a big package!

Give me them toys fat man

To be young again

=((((

Yeah, the death of metaphysics is cool and all, but can it cure erectile dysfunction?

POP! [OC]

Batman during quarantine, by Kerry Callen

Take me lord

BBC logic

ill take a bigmac based brehconomy over the federal brehserve breh

PS5 Graphics

brehpeat a lie so much it brehcomes the truth

My powers groe

Human meat is next

Oh how table

Easy get out of jail

Do you know someone over 30 who still plays video games?

I wonder if this logical argument has some Latin name

Not this time [OC]

I have planned this strategy for years

Go away now

hmm

DinosandComics Exists

*tries to hide tears*

Talk to the hand

Is it more moral to litter somewhere where you know people will pick it up?

World's Greatest Batman Fan!

Never too late

   

OC guys!

We were finally able to bring our grandma home to stay with us and she brought all her 'loot' from the nursing home

Just shut up and take me to the boss

Dorian VS. Kenneth Copeland. You’re welcome.

Good night sweet princess

Cheer up..!

I can relate, Godzilla

The face off we deserve

Becaouse the dog is black

Playing mobile games on NASA PCs - justpcgamerthings

PCR tests in a nutshell

Good boss fight

My ten year old made this and sent it to me.

Christmas ornament anyone

There are so many potential ethnic cleansing jokes here

...and chix

I almost lost my waffle cone today

photobombing

Don't remember eating self-hatred and annoying habits either, but here I am.

COVID Testing - Our Pleasure!

In case you didn’t know, raspberries make great hats for lego people

My daily life

Robbed blind

Blessed

It may be the funny number, but 20$ is 20$

Snigers

Scary :0

I need new batteries

hate that shit