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I feel your pain, buddy!
Shaken not stirred
Can we stop.
Looks like someone returned to monke
A bit sus
Drinking children's tears from the Stygian river
I whole-heartedly agree
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I take a nap right here.
Where dem experts at
Protect yourself: spread the plague
Is nothing sacred to these people
There goes my plans for a part time job.
"It's the side of peppercorn, and it seems your balls have been ripped off. 2/10"
I tried to make Cthulhu pie but I got his derpy cousin
This gift idea
Accurate representation of Ottoman Sultan Suleyman 1
Just two cats hanging out
A friend gifted this coffee cup to my dad
At least it’s vegan
Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian coast
Money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, it falls from the sky
Fake fans SMH my head
Graduating High School, getting a job, buying a house, and raising a family on a single income in the 1950's vs trying to do the same today
Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate defecation
My dad every time he tastes something mildly spicy
Need only 2k to beat Cloggedholes, let's ***ing go
Another reminder that we live in a society
And the sun is rising in the east
My microwave keeps asking for sacrifices
Playing life in HARD mode
So secret nobody was able to find it
Beware of wife.
My cat had his eye surgically removed so I gave him a new one.
He is pretty strong.
Had a stowaway in my bag a Swedish Fish.
Friends dog struck a familiar pose... I couldn’t resist.
Sometimes you really just wish a knight would come along and take the princess off your hands.
My dad built this to protect the tree from the cat
What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
It’s almost that time of year for my favorite album
My old boy having an earth shattering sneeze
Mmm, free lunch
My parents better read the rules!
I asked the pizza shop to write a joke on the box. I got what I asked for but not what I expected.
Just outside a pizza shop.
A picture of R.E.M. my wife sent me. That’s her in the corner.
My Butter on seeing my ugly face first thing in the morning.
This sign was found on the window of a small hardware store.
Sent to me by a friend, taken off Facebook
As tim hortons is to canada
200?? Not bad
Before we lockdown we provided educational course for wayward children.
But thanks for asking
When she partakes in no shave November.
Best black сoсk a man could ask for
What happens when you grow up on war movies
Reminder that the queen of England is a direct descendant of prophet Muhammed (and therefore white)
Give me your best head puns
You see this shit
A Whole New World!
Much like with drinking, your friends are gone without you noticing
The ethnogensis of the Irish
who dat breh
Give him the Old Dick Twist!
if u aint ever used a flint stone and left over gasoline to light a j you aint a real breh yet
Sign at local restaurant. I can't stop laughing at point 5. How bad are your kids that they have to put up this sign.
These are getting ridiculous.
Coronavirus *enters my body* The flinstones Vitamins I ate 20yrs Ago:
Life lessons video games taught me
Wear yo mask
Meanwhile, in San Francisco...
Mess with my Mom and see what happens!
Take that, crime.
Am I doing Christmas right?