At first I thought this sun was angry AF in my daughters story book...but then I realized it’s just 2 birds!

Don’t know if this has been posted a million times but my friend sent me this earlier.

I offered a woman a crochet peen for her couch. Someone else wanted it. I made it, shared it and it blew up. Now I make my living selling crochet disco sticks. I call them Dapper Doinks.

GOTY

Good time to quickload

My new Christmas ornament

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

Got to watch out for those stock photos

Mom dresses as her son for Halloween

That split second after your boy smashes the back of his head into your face while taking family photos.

Quotes from a few big names we've lost this year

Bought my daughter a gaming chair.......

I get my ps5 from my sugarmomma, ***

I swear I didn't do it

perfect female

Already watched the ad to respawn

Goat simulator 2 lookin' good

The bravest!

Quote credit to gutterspice

They are watching

This is not the way !

Well, I must say it's acccurate

My new mask was such a hit I thought i’d post it here!

100 dollars

I wonder what he means

Amazon customer question

You think things be like they do but they don't

"Yes, yes, we hurry!"

*random girl on the subway

What are you doing in my swamp?

Ya boi

Dancing Polish Gorgon

:DD

monke

Whatchu gonna do it about it, fatboy?

Midgets.

Fack

alternatively throat singing

I helped a friend move last weekend. She "thought" she going to put this toilet paper holder in the donation pile. Meet my newest yarn holder, Wilbur.

true gamers

Local bakery advertising...

Wife said I need to contribute more in house decorations. I happily obliged

I don't think the kids like their new teacher.

The guy in front of me didn’t stand a chance

America

*** the system

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I feel your pain, buddy!

layers

heh

Shaken not stirred

Women lmao

Can we stop.

Looks like someone returned to monke

A bit sus

Drinking children's tears from the Stygian river

I whole-heartedly agree

Starwars humor

Your search returned no results

I take a nap right here.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Where dem experts at

mvp

Protect yourself: spread the plague

Is nothing sacred to these people

Substitute!

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There goes my plans for a part time job.

"It's the side of peppercorn, and it seems your balls have been ripped off. 2/10"

plant

I tried to make Cthulhu pie but I got his derpy cousin

This gift idea

Accurate representation of Ottoman Sultan Suleyman 1

Just two cats hanging out

A friend gifted this coffee cup to my dad

*Visible confusion

At least it’s vegan

Over here it's a national past time since the current just takes it all to the Italian coast

Money doesn't grow on trees dumbass, it falls from the sky

Manlet king

Fake fans SMH my head

Graduating High School, getting a job, buying a house, and raising a family on a single income in the 1950's vs trying to do the same today

Why indeed?

Some people just don't understand the dangers of indiscriminate defecation

My dad every time he tastes something mildly spicy

ZA HANDO

Need only 2k to beat Cloggedholes, let's ***ing go

Another reminder that we live in a society

And the sun is rising in the east

My microwave keeps asking for sacrifices

Playing life in HARD mode

So secret nobody was able to find it

Beware of wife.

Schmood

My cat had his eye surgically removed so I gave him a new one.

He is pretty strong.

Had a stowaway in my bag a Swedish Fish.

Friends dog struck a familiar pose... I couldn’t resist.

Sometimes you really just wish a knight would come along and take the princess off your hands.

My dad built this to protect the tree from the cat