Milkers

Don't trust eggs

If you don't wake up still drunk from the night before, you failed at life

My sister and I dressed up for our first 5k Turkey Trot, we were the only ones.

stick

Buzz Winky

back in style breh like its 2001

brehnemy

When mom says wait in the car I’ll only be a minute...

Ahh yes.

Softback

I finally figured out who Post Malone reminds me of

Guess I’m not having green bean casserole tomorrow....

Found in my apartment complex's entryway

"Donna Time" - Zoodraws Comic

this brehs iq > 100 at least

There is no gender, only Zuul.

Sir Thiccsalot

Bruh

Now it is I who make the reference.

Good cop bad cop

Local tire place has a sense of humor.

Where the hell am I

Design flaw, or F 2020?

Driving back into the Bible Belt to see family is like:

So proud

Oof

Siri of my childhood

w*man bad anyway

The thankfulness tree at work

Be more specific guys

My daughter’s school picture. She’s a bit too obsessed with Wednesday Addams.

You know who is really gay? The girl reading this

I need to do this but include a phone number

Sad reacts only.

They coming for yo fat ass

Remember! This Thanksgiving...

one for the edgy crowd

I love tattoos with commentary

Definitely sus

Oil, you may laugh now.

CORRECT

The Original Furry

So my 9 yr old daughter had to write a word for each letter of "school math" and this is what she came up with.

I guess you are my little Pizza Mozarella

Wholesome

Fed is Best

boom boom

A remote place in Australia

You can change too, I believe in you

Constellation

It's actually two dudes and a FBI agent

Those words harm in ways even estus cannot heal

Things were better back in my day laddy

Pretty based ngl

I'm starting to think my parents are wizards and got me a nimbus 2000 for Christmas.

heh

prolly a re but ye

Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years

Gentle reminder

Very nice сock, bro

Looking at you nolan..

Mustn't spread it, tho

Palindromic world champs

Sus

"Essential"

Shut downs certainly be that way

There is a Chadgar inside all of you frens

Barfpreet singh

men only want one thing

A quick guide to what those laundry icons actually mean

Never dab, always piss

I bet she speaks to herself quite often.

Philosophy.

What do we do with the drunken pedo

Squirrel version of "I am fine!"

Going through my wife's grandmother's recipe file..

That him, that the boy

All I behold is an abomination

But they had the 6th biggest military in the world

brmp

This dogs junk looks just like him

oranž

Elmers Milk

Sanguine sacrilege

Came across this guy while reading manga

Only the finest of wines

As long as I can tell the time somehow I’m not to much of a complainer

Hugelol is fine guys don't think about it

My cat’s automatic feeder goes off at 6pm. Can you guess what time it is? That’s right, 4pm!

snort

Ultimate Where's Waldo?

It’s an every day thing

It's so hard.... I hate it ..... I'll try again

Doe! It’s deer huntin’ season at the nursing home!

I send my father pictures of a wide open fridge to give him anxiety

Ewww, David

who tf watches normal porn

Very wholesome

Local florist's letter board is always on point.