men only want one thing

A quick guide to what those laundry icons actually mean

Never dab, always piss

I bet she speaks to herself quite often.

Philosophy.

What do we do with the drunken pedo

Squirrel version of "I am fine!"

Going through my wife's grandmother's recipe file..

That him, that the boy

All I behold is an abomination

But they had the 6th biggest military in the world

brmp

This dogs junk looks just like him

oranž

Elmers Milk

Sanguine sacrilege

Came across this guy while reading manga

Only the finest of wines

As long as I can tell the time somehow I’m not to much of a complainer

Hugelol is fine guys don't think about it

My cat’s automatic feeder goes off at 6pm. Can you guess what time it is? That’s right, 4pm!

snort

Ultimate Where's Waldo?

It’s an every day thing

It's so hard.... I hate it ..... I'll try again

Doe! It’s deer huntin’ season at the nursing home!

I send my father pictures of a wide open fridge to give him anxiety

Ewww, David

who tf watches normal porn

Very wholesome

Local florist's letter board is always on point.

Empty title

Well, technically 11

Our dog trainer told us to be assertive when training our dog. It really works!

My mom bought some new kitchen towels

Four

Narcissism

What’s On?

Damn bro

best day of the week

This Is Just Facts

One of my favorites!

nope

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Surprised I haven't seen this yet

Zagreb better than loljublyabanana

This launch sponsored by...

If your parents don't feel like this, you have failed as a child

Pogberg

Sign at a gas station near my old apartment.

Smooth

relatable

let me put my wurst in ur oven

I plead guilty and request the death penalty

Sometimes it just stands up on its own... i am powerless against it

no no, he has a point

damn pirates

breh

Received an email from the rental company to "not be alarmed" if we hear workers on the roof this morning. I'm alarmed.

Finally found the perfect card for 2020

Goodbye aztec block-stacking game of fitness, i will never forget our time together

odd lookin bloke 'at one

I have created bovine that is all udder

1500 years!!!!

Damn blue shells

I actually once played a beanstalk in a elementary school production of Jack and the beanstalk

Human after all. R.I.P

thanks bruh

Cokes response

I still remember when a girl in high school called my shirt nice

haha over lol

Maybe I'll bite, maybe I won't. Are ya willing to take the risk?

Kim Cardashian

Desperate times, desperate measures

It's funny because they are fat

You can join me and my fellow Chadgars fren

Remaking a Simpsons Meme

Hope.

My take on an old joke

Duckhub

I hate writing research papers

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)

Coconut mall

tactical baptism brehs

Every night is fight night

I Couldn't Figure Out the Purpose of this Couch. The Reviews Answered All of My Questions.

nice c0ck grandma

('-'*ゞ

Mrs. Butcher's neighbors kept disappearing. Nobody knew why.

I think we can all agree this doesn't seem like a horrible idea in 2020.

My husky’s tags .

We recommend: you pay us more

They do NOT.

Yes, this payphone works.

Spreading Thanks Since 1789

This toy figurine based on the mandalorians on screen mishap

It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize.

them gourds be thicc

Thanks kentucky

Education AND basic necessity?!?!?