Received an email from the rental company to "not be alarmed" if we hear workers on the roof this morning. I'm alarmed.

Finally found the perfect card for 2020

Goodbye aztec block-stacking game of fitness, i will never forget our time together

odd lookin bloke 'at one

I have created bovine that is all udder

1500 years!!!!

Damn blue shells

I actually once played a beanstalk in a elementary school production of Jack and the beanstalk

Human after all. R.I.P

thanks bruh

Cokes response

I still remember when a girl in high school called my shirt nice

haha over lol

Maybe I'll bite, maybe I won't. Are ya willing to take the risk?

Kim Cardashian

Desperate times, desperate measures

It's funny because they are fat

You can join me and my fellow Chadgars fren

Remaking a Simpsons Meme

Hope.

My take on an old joke

Duckhub

I hate writing research papers

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020)

Coconut mall

tactical baptism brehs

Every night is fight night

I Couldn't Figure Out the Purpose of this Couch. The Reviews Answered All of My Questions.

nice c0ck grandma

('-'*ゞ

Mrs. Butcher's neighbors kept disappearing. Nobody knew why.

I think we can all agree this doesn't seem like a horrible idea in 2020.

My husky’s tags .

We recommend: you pay us more

They do NOT.

Yes, this payphone works.

Spreading Thanks Since 1789

This toy figurine based on the mandalorians on screen mishap

It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize.

them gourds be thicc

Thanks kentucky

Education AND basic necessity?!?!?

I made my new kitten a toy

Grandma: *doesn't want dog*. Family: *gets dog anyway*. Grandma and dog:

wonder how many times someone knocked before the sign was made

I think we all can agre.

Exotic Tattoo

Ok God, now we need some help.

In no way whatsoever was Paint involved so no point in zooming in

science

I need it now!

How it actually went down...

Good luck cleaning up the cat poop and hair balls

Numerology

Far too true

The actual reason liberals don't want you to know

Every time I take a shower, I draw something on the mirror so it reappears when my brother showers. Today I went for something a little creepier than normal...

The collar my mom has for her dog

Thisll stop em

Big gross

terrible fate

Tough skin

f*males

These tests are getting easier and easier...

Uncle Ben :(

It's advised to take a break every now and then.

Still holding air, must be good to go

Memes are the past.

You go sleepy time now

I've been posting this on social media on this day four years running

YouTube ads be getting on nerves these days

Good meme, upvoted.

Trolls will say they're so passe but they did meta first

party fish

Dick move Alladdin

low end doggo

is that a fuel pipe??

I love chili

Holly jolly snowy

Primordial beings

I've Won… But At What Cost?

Cause for Alarm

Roses are Red. Heaven is High.

EBIN :-DDD

I heard you guys like pictures of people at the Icelandic Phallological Museum. Blue Whale penis for scale.

The prism, the witch, and the audacity of this ***

I thought it was a scotch egg

It’s rough

yes

Petition to make big burgers wide.

That face! Lol

Apparently someone thought 1620 was a b*tch year as well.

You know this going to happen

Every year I try to make a new menorah. I present this year's addition "Batmanorah"

My cousin's dog has the right attitude

You’re going to like the way you look, you ***in ***.

My pregnant self slept so deeply, I didn’t notice this until I woke up to pee in the middle of the night.

:-/

Good old days

Imitate your ancestors