I recently realised my prosthetic eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9".

Because triangles are cool

Who can relate to this

Oh my Hoetzendorf!

I need to to assert dominance over the sewer rats

My sad life.

The world’s greatest economists cannot understand McNugget pricing

Was this would be better here

Winning.

Chick-fil-a workers with the human traffic cone look

This was on display at the DMV

I'd give it a listen. It is that time of year after all.

Bad Cop

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“Dis my Eggo”

Mariah Carey has entered the chat.

What my husband wakes up to vs. what I wake up to...

Ouchie wowchie.

This mailman spent the day being followed by Turkeys

Who called it

Don’t think she was expecting that

Gotta collect them all.

Making sense of statistics

Self reflection

2 types of nerds

Told the family there is a prize egg.

Yep yep yep yep yep.... uh huh uh huh

Mrs.incredible do be looking dumb thick

Hmmm!!

Mandelorean

Puzzles

Plants love music!

Alpha Baby

rip

I was tasked with clearing out the crawlspace, but then I found my old slot car track and progress haulted. A+ would clean again.

A Fun Fact About Rats

Ah, yes, videos made for kids.

My gf’s graduation cap

Arousal with extra steps.

Mr.turner knew !

That's one way to stop owners from not clearing up after their dogs

Hehe

My boss never believes me... smh

it was the end times

Cute Creatures

begone that

Wonder what the story behind this is...

All plant lives matter...

f l o a t

Sounds like a whale of a time

Damn right in the feelers

That's what I call a pro gamer move

Everyone is an expert

Uhh.. Grandpa?

This sign from last New Year's hasn't aged particularly well...

Lockdown + cats + cardboard =

breh

Scraw

God doggo

Baby Not on Board

Evaluation

That guy is a legend

Sad Bongo noises [OC]

Meanwhile, in Brisbane Australia..

Otters

Shout out to our reptile overlord

Your welcome guys

Nico has a tough time social distancing

Mom found this incredible Black Friday deal

DQ Potter

oh breh

Our Thanksgiving turkey dinner 2020 quarantine version!

frog in cloths

Do you guys see the difference? I don't

The worlds best gravy boat- the Puking Pig. My dad likes to enhance the experience with sound effects whenever it’s used

Casual Friday

Let me just have this one chance to be special, oK?

pov:you open your dad’s gallery

When Friday hits

He’s doing the best he can

and ill make me the chad

My spirit anim...food

I love this guys level of pettiness

What I wanted to see in the Queen's gambit

Someone thought I'd died because I quit Facebook and sent my family a sympathy card

I'll take 'what?'

What happens if you listen to the Beatles while painting

Good MornIng

Green breakdancing

Squirrel advice

Getting a 4-day weekend when the pandemic still isn't over

I think my local store needs to talk some stuff out.

Sorry, bro, but this one is mine

　:(

When Friday hits

Wouldn't be as kinky

A childhood picture of me vs an oven mitt ad I got on facebook today

Thanksgiving 2020 - I was worried about my mom being alone this year, she definitely hasn’t lost her sense of Humor

To boldly go

Todd getting ready for 2024