My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.

You are all sick

Next level marketing

big stuart

Everyone’s jealous of my new masks lol.

Always kills my day :(

not only sad but also disappointed.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go...

Flight is ez

Is this really how the film?

money magic

The face says it all....

Good citizens

Double ads suck

imnanges

Howdy

“Stold”

Sometimes I get my wife flowers just because... one of our Airbnb guests left them behind

Boutta listen to some ACDC

A garden gnome has been spotted wandering the streets of London...

Found in a jar hidden in the back of the closet in an uncles' boyhood bedroom

Put it in the oven at 120 degrees

Sonic Speed

The tension is palpable

Nuclear power plants

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Ryan Reynolds' Desktop Screen from MintMobile ad

The best topping

How Long Till Mom Sees It: Day One

My Dad has always been skilled in the art of trolling. Just found this.

Damn it, Pete...

What a talented young man

Our KFC closed due to a fire. Now the colonel looks like he’s in witness protection

It's been longer in some places

Made a commemorative ornament for my husband. We’ve survived 9 mos of lockdown in a one bedroom apartment!

Mom, I think the cat wants my soul! No, honey, the cat's pretty! The cat:

I’m confused.

Mom: "Why does my phone battery die so fast?" Also her:

The perfect Christmas tree

Subway telling it like it is...

Remember, we're all here because a fish decided to walk on land...

According to legend, the man is still waiting for his wife to get ready

This Christmas stamp in the UK

Hit me you dare

60% Water

Must be a Church of Ladder Day Saints

How aliens see Earth

It's a world wide problem

Favourite pastime activity as a kid - made you look important

You know I had to do it :'(

A new art installation at a local bus stop.

Gift Ideas

Its extremely rare! Mate

My little Pogchamp

You heard it here first!

whoa

harold

Dish served cold

Latter Drone Saints

I’m standing in Walmart and I honestly don’t know what to do here. What if it works so well that I try to eat the fire?

He/She isn't wrong.

Evolution of Art

ONE THING guys should expect when moving in with a lady that people don't talk about.

Texted Gran that I missed not seeing her since we canceled thanksgiving, and this is what she sent me. I'm dead.

Capitalized

mmnmmh

damn

Cats vs dogs on quarantine

wholesome

Some conspiracy theories are true

People who film for unicef adverts have loads of fun.

KILLER DOGGO

This "Silicon Valley" scene from 2017 is even funnier in 2020

triangle

haha yes

Gay brittain.

I am straight as hell bro

What an illustration!

Another title

I recently realised my prosthetic eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9".

Because triangles are cool

Who can relate to this

Oh my Hoetzendorf!

I need to to assert dominance over the sewer rats

My sad life.

The world’s greatest economists cannot understand McNugget pricing

Was this would be better here

Winning.

Chick-fil-a workers with the human traffic cone look

This was on display at the DMV

I'd give it a listen. It is that time of year after all.

Bad Cop

‍ ‍ ‍

“Dis my Eggo”

Mariah Carey has entered the chat.

What my husband wakes up to vs. what I wake up to...

Ouchie wowchie.

This mailman spent the day being followed by Turkeys

Who called it

Don’t think she was expecting that