Carpe vinum.

Relax it's just roses

5G harms people

Ever wonder what a hatched avocado looks like?

I never done anything from the same reason :(

Compelling evidence of global warming.

Welcome to Arizona!

Focus.. FOCUS!

The beautyful word of the Wide Web

yes

well?

Nice. Who wants to scissor with me?

My sister grew a carrot that looks like Arnold.

Announcing: Dank OC December! Participate and DrArchiSanta may come bearing gifts

I don’t know.. sounds like definitely something you’d say if the house was haunted

Spotted in Vienna

Title

Any gamer gets it

Big playa

Can it run Skyrim?

Yeh but hmm

Damn, nice tits for a 11 year old

It’s Pakalu Papito for god’s sake..!

Jebany Brot

quakc

Vote us hard working people uwu <3

Get nae naed

Pika pika

*unzips*

scat'd sounds way worse tbh

Overthinking

Unfortunate sign malfunction.

He came early this year

It izz what it izz

Little laugh

The things one finds in tumblr xD

To be secure.

Quarantine Barbie

Found in my neighborhood. Hilarious! Props to this guy

YOU SED SE AMERIKANER WILL STOP STEALINGS OUR ORTSEINGANGSSCHILD, FRANZ!!!

My toddler found a white ink pad and immediately turned into Saruman

True friendship be like:

Why must they do this?

Bartender strictly adhering to Covid Mask wearing Guidelines.

Finally got my Christmas lights out.

Periscope

He just wants to find love

Day 2 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices.

When you post a hentai/porn meme and say you got no sauce:

Proud of you

I know he’s on here somewhere.

A 4th monolith appears on Lego island.

Keeping Warm

I made a minimalist art piece entitled "Boys Will Understand."

being somewhere in the middle is not an option

Using an empty balloon to build trust

Wanna ride with this

some oc

Best sticker I have seen to date!

There is no third way, choose you must

My Shower Control

I'm hooked on a feeling

Like...FR

Heroes never truly die

ordered bubble wrap... at least it didn't get broken

I can fell his saddnes PULSING through him

I don't care what my kid says, I think I look cute

My cat does NOT make for a good towel

brehpp

I want to be Wiings

See also: Showering

Bad Anon

How Asian player playing

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This year I made my girlfriends some big assed cotton panties with iron on patches of street signs I’ve been taking since 2014.

Merry Christmas! Sincerely, 2020.

Only 0.05 seconds of sleep while driving

Why are you booing?

Covid-19 would have been over already if we had let these boys in yellow take care of it

...

BANG!

Dark boobas

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I'm so proud.

I asked my husband to seal an envelope for mailing

When is the Main Man getting a feature film?

Don’t swallow that gum!!

Is this sexist?

Jingle jangle ***

Lap it up

Last pogchamp i swear [OC]

Get pogged

Average asian aging process

woke up to this

Be panda, my friend.

breh

stolen and improved

If everyone is racist, then no one is

Pulling your weight

breh

It is