scat'd sounds way worse tbh

Overthinking

Unfortunate sign malfunction.

He came early this year

It izz what it izz

Little laugh

The things one finds in tumblr xD

To be secure.

Quarantine Barbie

Found in my neighborhood. Hilarious! Props to this guy

YOU SED SE AMERIKANER WILL STOP STEALINGS OUR ORTSEINGANGSSCHILD, FRANZ!!!

My toddler found a white ink pad and immediately turned into Saruman

True friendship be like:

Why must they do this?

Bartender strictly adhering to Covid Mask wearing Guidelines.

Finally got my Christmas lights out.

Periscope

He just wants to find love

Day 2 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices.

When you post a hentai/porn meme and say you got no sauce:

Proud of you

I know he’s on here somewhere.

A 4th monolith appears on Lego island.

Keeping Warm

I made a minimalist art piece entitled "Boys Will Understand."

being somewhere in the middle is not an option

Using an empty balloon to build trust

Wanna ride with this

some oc

Best sticker I have seen to date!

There is no third way, choose you must

My Shower Control

I'm hooked on a feeling

Like...FR

Heroes never truly die

ordered bubble wrap... at least it didn't get broken

I can fell his saddnes PULSING through him

I don't care what my kid says, I think I look cute

My cat does NOT make for a good towel

brehpp

I want to be Wiings

See also: Showering

Bad Anon

How Asian player playing

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This year I made my girlfriends some big assed cotton panties with iron on patches of street signs I’ve been taking since 2014.

Merry Christmas! Sincerely, 2020.

Only 0.05 seconds of sleep while driving

Why are you booing?

Covid-19 would have been over already if we had let these boys in yellow take care of it

...

BANG!

Dark boobas

My son just asked me why this lady is reading Poop magazine. I'm so proud.

I asked my husband to seal an envelope for mailing

When is the Main Man getting a feature film?

Don’t swallow that gum!!

Is this sexist?

Jingle jangle ***

Lap it up

Last pogchamp i swear [OC]

Get pogged

Average asian aging process

woke up to this

Be panda, my friend.

breh

stolen and improved

If everyone is racist, then no one is

Pulling your weight

breh

It is

Ayy

I’m still trying to understand what happened this year

I alredy had enough

What a loaf of shi...

:^)

Post memes, I must

Found this in my 15 year old couch

Only in games bois

My neighbors are having some renos done and they put this sign up in their yard..

running over 5 miles

Day 1 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices

Thank you Terry, very cool

A buddy of mine put this up as his Christmas tree

I left to get food and my wife sends me this photo of our dog ten minutes later.

Social distancing saves careers too

one of my favorite slides ever

UBER driver threatened me

My 91 year old mother has misplaced her new sim card and can't remember what it looks like. After emptying the fourth drawer she hands me this. "Is this it?" No mother......

My dad likes to check in on his greenhouse temperature from work with this camera

Nicca

Mercedes-benz hand sanitizer "Effective against bacteria, viruses, fungi, Volkswagen, BMW"

Happiest

Begone thot

Poor rubber duck

Miss me with that

My smart doorbell kept telling me there was motion on my porch. I went to check and this guy tried to sell me car insurance.

Big

The womanizing douche with a guitar

Imagine it in VR