running over 5 miles
Day 1 of adding stuff to the nativity scene until my mom notices
Thank you Terry, very cool
A buddy of mine put this up as his Christmas tree
I left to get food and my wife sends me this photo of our dog ten minutes later.
Social distancing saves careers too
one of my favorite slides ever
UBER driver threatened me
My 91 year old mother has misplaced her new sim card and can't remember what it looks like. After emptying the fourth drawer she hands me this. "Is this it?" No mother......
My dad likes to check in on his greenhouse temperature from work with this camera
Nicca
Mercedes-benz hand sanitizer "Effective against bacteria, viruses, fungi, Volkswagen, BMW"
Happiest
Begone thot
Poor rubber duck
Miss me with that
My smart doorbell kept telling me there was motion on my porch. I went to check and this guy tried to sell me car insurance.
Big
The womanizing douche with a guitar
Imagine it in VR
The best wanted ad I've seen!
4Chan has solved the mystery
Problem?
are you still there
Why is RPAN like this
We are a family
Mamma mia
Pretty accurate, no wonder I have to empty my pocket to get my keys.
(:<
Thems the rules
Thank you random note
Mature starter
REJECT MONKE EMBRACE HEARTATTACK PILLS
Some days you don't care if it's pisco or pissco
couldnt get all of the younglings
This says a lot about society....
*puts on sunglasses*
boobs are temporary but floppy disk save icon is eternal... like for real, i can't even think of an icon that can replace it
Seems kinda gay
Lame
RUN!
You deserv better king
Last Christmas by Steve Nelson
Star Wars vs 40k
Best Actor?
L8r g8r, don't b a h8r
Decision tree for 2020
sweet release
Resting at the inn
The Right to Remain Ignorant
I am poor.
Get with the times old man
Fast enough for Me!
Damn...ok...dont gotta be cold like that
Imagine coming out as manlet
Bob Ross with a Squirrel tail mustache
I know they grew from seeds, but whgat's their motivation?
Whatchya looking at?
Burning for you
Don't worry. First post, last post.
Arrrrrrr!
I want a smoking rat
what if 2020 was a trailer for 2021
BDE
Bob from Simpsons
points
A poem my wife made in the third grade
Buddy Gator - It's time.
Medical Alphabets
You're right king
A free thinker
The purpose of life is to boil water
This stores emblem/mascot is an eagle, and so are the mannequins
This was perfect for my starbucks drinker.
Found in Utah.
She is DEAD.
yeet
Scammers Suck
Cat Owner
Is heroin good too?
monolith appeared at my work
My dog loves a quick poop joke
Sad
These are not the vassals you are looking for
A note from my instacart shopper’s wife
#parenthoodgoals
OC, found at my school
If you are brave enough... could be
<Censored>
Too soon? I can hear him saying it in my head, without hesitation.
Yes.
Life has become an afterschool special.
They didn’t miss a beat...
I give this thing an hour before it falls over...
If you're not a pro, you're a noob.
An useful guide on pet. Not mine.
North Pole
best 50 bucks i've ever spent