BDE

Bob from Simpsons

points

A poem my wife made in the third grade

Buddy Gator - It's time.

Medical Alphabets

You're right king

A free thinker

The purpose of life is to boil water

This stores emblem/mascot is an eagle, and so are the mannequins

This was perfect for my starbucks drinker.

Found in Utah.

She is DEAD.

yeet

Scammers Suck

Cat Owner

Is heroin good too?

monolith appeared at my work

My dog loves a quick poop joke

Sad

These are not the vassals you are looking for

A note from my instacart shopper’s wife

#parenthoodgoals

OC, found at my school

If you are brave enough... could be

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Too soon? I can hear him saying it in my head, without hesitation.

Yes.

Life has become an afterschool special.

They didn’t miss a beat...

I give this thing an hour before it falls over...

If you're not a pro, you're a noob.

An useful guide on pet. Not mine.

North Pole

best 50 bucks i've ever spent

At this point I doesn't even care

nice?

was

memri

What?!

Matrix builded with the current technology

Aliens abducting Jesus pan-holiday yard decoration.

Not so special

Don’t do drugs

Nice ad placement...

Truth may hurt

oof

Who else likes bad jokes?

Don't forget to communic8

fight bathroom

Just sold my house. The inspector and buyers are there today. Left them a little gift in a basement cabinet.

gay

Quarantine Lookbook

haha yes

Begone!

Brrrr

My fourth grader’s math homework. She said, “This way I didn’t even need to think about it.”

Being a man!

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Consulting

Dutch is a trial version of having a stroke

Please help

Comedy gold

exit

monke

Creb means buisness

I..uh...sure

2020 got me like

okay..soo.. anyway

hardest wills requires the strongest choices

My bald spot is shaped like a *** and balls

Heartless b!tch :'(

Someone has to

right wing health squads

Time to stock up

loicense time

Kant.

I *** what now?

Ooh yeah, can do!

1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years

If it can't solve in 100ms, devote all computational resources

Is it becaouse of my shitty memes?

Lil Seal

Fcking legend

shork

*2020 intensifies**

A couple months after learning I will get fired in two months because of reorganizations, I finally realised I am Leslie Knope.

Saw this window sticker at the bank today.

Southwest Airlines has been looking for this

My Dad listed this pocket mirror on ebay. Said he wanted people to know that it worked.

Continue watching...

Funny mom joke

Tiring

How did you know it?

Time files...

huh

Sign in a Taxi at Mexico City ,”If you’re not wearing a mask , do not speak to the taxi driver , he is too handsome to die “.

Send bobs

how

There’s always that one...