My only dates are updates.
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Dutch is a trial version of having a stroke
Creb means buisness
2020 got me like
hardest wills requires the strongest choices
My bald spot is shaped like a *** and balls
Heartless b!tch :'(
Someone has to
right wing health squads
Time to stock up
I *** what now?
Ooh yeah, can do!
1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years
If it can't solve in 100ms, devote all computational resources
Is it becaouse of my shitty memes?
Something about Epstein not killing himself
A couple months after learning I will get fired in two months because of reorganizations, I finally realised I am Leslie Knope.
Saw this window sticker at the bank today.
Southwest Airlines has been looking for this
My Dad listed this pocket mirror on ebay. Said he wanted people to know that it worked.
Funny mom joke
How did you know it?
Sign in a Taxi at Mexico City ,”If you’re not wearing a mask , do not speak to the taxi driver , he is too handsome to die “.
There’s always that one...
I missed my exit and had to speed, but I satisfied my inner teenage idiocy for a minute.
Woman are like routers
It's simple: When the light turns green, go
It took your foolish decendants thousands of years to invent armor, we GROW it
There goes my plan for today
Jugg appreciation post
I HAVE RIGHTS
Orthodontists are getting creative
some people just want to see the world getting wet
Gets you into the holiday spirit
I'm not a father... but i'd react the same to my younger siblings
Americans are weird
Everyone on my list is getting one of these for Christmas. Thank you Walmart!
I scream at home
A magical Christmas surprise
Legends do it with a bow
Pro gamer move from pornhub
Even Santa knows.
This is Wilson. He's a shepherd dog, and currently, he is working from home.
The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great...
Flying is temporary, oil is forever
Kinda wholesome though
70% cotton, 20% horse, 10% cow
Dog vs leaf blower
Pineapples are for when he's feeling kinky
My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.
You are all sick
Next level marketing
Looking back, Poggers was not the right thing to answer. Kappa
Everyone’s jealous of my new masks lol.
Always kills my day :(
Show some balls!
Anon questions the Titanic movie's story
not only sad but also disappointed.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go...
Flight is ez
And The Days Go By
Is this really how the film?
The face says it all....
Double ads suck