It's simple: When the light turns green, go

It took your foolish decendants thousands of years to invent armor, we GROW it

There goes my plan for today

mii

Jugg appreciation post

I HAVE RIGHTS

Apex predator

Orthodontists are getting creative

some people just want to see the world getting wet

Pucci.

Gets you into the holiday spirit

I'm not a father... but i'd react the same to my younger siblings

Americans are weird

heh

Everyone on my list is getting one of these for Christmas. Thank you Walmart!

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Buttcracker

I scream at home

A magical Christmas surprise

Legends do it with a bow

Pro gamer move from pornhub

Benny boi

Even Santa knows.

This is Wilson. He's a shepherd dog, and currently, he is working from home.

The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great...

Flying is temporary, oil is forever

Kinda wholesome though

Shelter

tesla

70% cotton, 20% horse, 10% cow

Dog vs leaf blower

Innocent

Pineapples are for when he's feeling kinky

My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.

You are all sick

Next level marketing

big stuart

Everyone’s jealous of my new masks lol.

Always kills my day :(

not only sad but also disappointed.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go...

Flight is ez

Is this really how the film?

money magic

The face says it all....

Good citizens

Double ads suck

imnanges

Howdy

“Stold”

Sometimes I get my wife flowers just because... one of our Airbnb guests left them behind

Boutta listen to some ACDC

A garden gnome has been spotted wandering the streets of London...

Found in a jar hidden in the back of the closet in an uncles' boyhood bedroom

Put it in the oven at 120 degrees

Sonic Speed

The tension is palpable

Nuclear power plants

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Ryan Reynolds' Desktop Screen from MintMobile ad

The best topping

How Long Till Mom Sees It: Day One

My Dad has always been skilled in the art of trolling. Just found this.

Damn it, Pete...

What a talented young man

Our KFC closed due to a fire. Now the colonel looks like he’s in witness protection

It's been longer in some places

Made a commemorative ornament for my husband. We’ve survived 9 mos of lockdown in a one bedroom apartment!

Mom, I think the cat wants my soul! No, honey, the cat's pretty! The cat:

I’m confused.

Mom: "Why does my phone battery die so fast?" Also her:

The perfect Christmas tree

Subway telling it like it is...

Remember, we're all here because a fish decided to walk on land...

According to legend, the man is still waiting for his wife to get ready

This Christmas stamp in the UK

Hit me you dare

60% Water

Must be a Church of Ladder Day Saints

How aliens see Earth

It's a world wide problem

Favourite pastime activity as a kid - made you look important

You know I had to do it :'(

A new art installation at a local bus stop.

Gift Ideas

Its extremely rare! Mate

My little Pogchamp

You heard it here first!

whoa

harold

Dish served cold

Latter Drone Saints

I’m standing in Walmart and I honestly don’t know what to do here. What if it works so well that I try to eat the fire?

He/She isn't wrong.

Evolution of Art

ONE THING guys should expect when moving in with a lady that people don't talk about.

Texted Gran that I missed not seeing her since we canceled thanksgiving, and this is what she sent me. I'm dead.

Capitalized

mmnmmh

damn