The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great...
Flying is temporary, oil is forever
Kinda wholesome though
Shelter
tesla
70% cotton, 20% horse, 10% cow
Dog vs leaf blower
Innocent
Pineapples are for when he's feeling kinky
My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.
You are all sick
Next level marketing
big stuart
Everyone’s jealous of my new masks lol.
Always kills my day :(
not only sad but also disappointed.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go...
Flight is ez
Is this really how the film?
money magic
The face says it all....
Good citizens
Double ads suck
imnanges
Howdy
“Stold”
Sometimes I get my wife flowers just because... one of our Airbnb guests left them behind
Boutta listen to some ACDC
A garden gnome has been spotted wandering the streets of London...
Found in a jar hidden in the back of the closet in an uncles' boyhood bedroom
Put it in the oven at 120 degrees
Sonic Speed
The tension is palpable
Nuclear power plants
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
Ryan Reynolds' Desktop Screen from MintMobile ad
The best topping
How Long Till Mom Sees It: Day One
My Dad has always been skilled in the art of trolling. Just found this.
Damn it, Pete...
What a talented young man
Our KFC closed due to a fire. Now the colonel looks like he’s in witness protection
It's been longer in some places
Made a commemorative ornament for my husband. We’ve survived 9 mos of lockdown in a one bedroom apartment!
Mom, I think the cat wants my soul! No, honey, the cat's pretty! The cat:
I’m confused.
Mom: "Why does my phone battery die so fast?" Also her:
The perfect Christmas tree
Subway telling it like it is...
Remember, we're all here because a fish decided to walk on land...
According to legend, the man is still waiting for his wife to get ready
This Christmas stamp in the UK
Hit me you dare
60% Water
Must be a Church of Ladder Day Saints
How aliens see Earth
It's a world wide problem
Favourite pastime activity as a kid - made you look important
You know I had to do it :'(
A new art installation at a local bus stop.
Gift Ideas
Its extremely rare! Mate
My little Pogchamp
You heard it here first!
whoa
harold
Dish served cold
Latter Drone Saints
I’m standing in Walmart and I honestly don’t know what to do here. What if it works so well that I try to eat the fire?
He/She isn't wrong.
Evolution of Art
ONE THING guys should expect when moving in with a lady that people don't talk about.
Texted Gran that I missed not seeing her since we canceled thanksgiving, and this is what she sent me. I'm dead.
Capitalized
mmnmmh
damn
Cats vs dogs on quarantine
wholesome
Some conspiracy theories are true
People who film for unicef adverts have loads of fun.
KILLER DOGGO
This "Silicon Valley" scene from 2017 is even funnier in 2020
triangle
haha yes
Gay brittain.
I am straight as hell bro
What an illustration!
Another title
I recently realised my prosthetic eye can rotate, and look directly to my side, so to quote a older post; "I might not have your six, but I've got your 3 and 9".
Because triangles are cool
Who can relate to this
Oh my Hoetzendorf!
I need to to assert dominance over the sewer rats
My sad life.
The world’s greatest economists cannot understand McNugget pricing
Was this would be better here
Winning.
Chick-fil-a workers with the human traffic cone look
This was on display at the DMV
I'd give it a listen. It is that time of year after all.