okay..soo.. anyway

hardest wills requires the strongest choices

My bald spot is shaped like a *** and balls

Heartless b!tch :'(

Someone has to

right wing health squads

Time to stock up

loicense time

Kant.

I *** what now?

Ooh yeah, can do!

1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years

If it can't solve in 100ms, devote all computational resources

Is it becaouse of my shitty memes?

Lil Seal

Fcking legend

shork

*2020 intensifies**

A couple months after learning I will get fired in two months because of reorganizations, I finally realised I am Leslie Knope.

Saw this window sticker at the bank today.

Southwest Airlines has been looking for this

My Dad listed this pocket mirror on ebay. Said he wanted people to know that it worked.

Continue watching...

Funny mom joke

Tiring

How did you know it?

Time files...

huh

Sign in a Taxi at Mexico City ,”If you’re not wearing a mask , do not speak to the taxi driver , he is too handsome to die “.

Send bobs

how

There’s always that one...

I missed my exit and had to speed, but I satisfied my inner teenage idiocy for a minute.

Woman are like routers

juan.

It's simple: When the light turns green, go

It took your foolish decendants thousands of years to invent armor, we GROW it

There goes my plan for today

mii

Jugg appreciation post

I HAVE RIGHTS

Apex predator

Orthodontists are getting creative

some people just want to see the world getting wet

Pucci.

Gets you into the holiday spirit

I'm not a father... but i'd react the same to my younger siblings

Americans are weird

heh

Everyone on my list is getting one of these for Christmas. Thank you Walmart!

‎

Buttcracker

I scream at home

A magical Christmas surprise

Legends do it with a bow

Pro gamer move from pornhub

Benny boi

Even Santa knows.

This is Wilson. He's a shepherd dog, and currently, he is working from home.

The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great...

Flying is temporary, oil is forever

Kinda wholesome though

Shelter

tesla

70% cotton, 20% horse, 10% cow

Dog vs leaf blower

Innocent

Pineapples are for when he's feeling kinky

My 4 year old added something to our grocery list after being put in timeout.

You are all sick

Next level marketing

big stuart

Everyone’s jealous of my new masks lol.

Always kills my day :(

not only sad but also disappointed.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful. And since we've got no place to go...

Flight is ez

Is this really how the film?

money magic

The face says it all....

Good citizens

Double ads suck

imnanges

Howdy

“Stold”

Sometimes I get my wife flowers just because... one of our Airbnb guests left them behind

Boutta listen to some ACDC

A garden gnome has been spotted wandering the streets of London...

Found in a jar hidden in the back of the closet in an uncles' boyhood bedroom

Put it in the oven at 120 degrees

Sonic Speed

The tension is palpable

Nuclear power plants

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop

Ryan Reynolds' Desktop Screen from MintMobile ad

The best topping

How Long Till Mom Sees It: Day One

My Dad has always been skilled in the art of trolling. Just found this.

Damn it, Pete...

What a talented young man