UBER driver threatened me

My 91 year old mother has misplaced her new sim card and can't remember what it looks like. After emptying the fourth drawer she hands me this. "Is this it?" No mother......

My dad likes to check in on his greenhouse temperature from work with this camera

Nicca

Mercedes-benz hand sanitizer "Effective against bacteria, viruses, fungi, Volkswagen, BMW"

Happiest

Begone thot

Poor rubber duck

Miss me with that

My smart doorbell kept telling me there was motion on my porch. I went to check and this guy tried to sell me car insurance.

Big

The womanizing douche with a guitar

Imagine it in VR

The best wanted ad I've seen!

4Chan has solved the mystery

Problem?

are you still there

Why is RPAN like this

We are a family

Mamma mia

Pretty accurate, no wonder I have to empty my pocket to get my keys.

(:<

Thems the rules

Thank you random note

Mature starter

REJECT MONKE EMBRACE HEARTATTACK PILLS

Some days you don't care if it's pisco or pissco

couldnt get all of the younglings

This says a lot about society....

*puts on sunglasses*

boobs are temporary but floppy disk save icon is eternal... like for real, i can't even think of an icon that can replace it

Seems kinda gay

Lame

RUN!

‎

You deserv better king

Last Christmas by Steve Nelson

Star Wars vs 40k

Best Actor?

L8r g8r, don't b a h8r

Decision tree for 2020

sweet release

Resting at the inn

The Right to Remain Ignorant

I am poor.

‎

Get with the times old man

Fast enough for Me!

Damn...ok...dont gotta be cold like that

Imagine coming out as manlet

Bob Ross with a Squirrel tail mustache

I know they grew from seeds, but whgat's their motivation?

Whatchya looking at?

Burning for you

Don't worry. First post, last post.

Arrrrrrr!

I want a smoking rat

what if 2020 was a trailer for 2021

BDE

Bob from Simpsons

points

A poem my wife made in the third grade

Buddy Gator - It's time.

Medical Alphabets

You're right king

A free thinker

The purpose of life is to boil water

This stores emblem/mascot is an eagle, and so are the mannequins

This was perfect for my starbucks drinker.

Found in Utah.

She is DEAD.

yeet

Scammers Suck

Cat Owner

Is heroin good too?

monolith appeared at my work

My dog loves a quick poop joke

Sad

These are not the vassals you are looking for

A note from my instacart shopper’s wife

#parenthoodgoals

OC, found at my school

If you are brave enough... could be

<Censored>

Too soon? I can hear him saying it in my head, without hesitation.

Yes.

Life has become an afterschool special.

They didn’t miss a beat...

I give this thing an hour before it falls over...

If you're not a pro, you're a noob.

An useful guide on pet. Not mine.

North Pole

best 50 bucks i've ever spent

At this point I doesn't even care

nice?

was

memri

What?!

Matrix builded with the current technology

Aliens abducting Jesus pan-holiday yard decoration.