94,873 Karma Hunter
Men don't grow up, they just change bottles.
When he eats at 5:00pm and its 5:01 pm
me, 3y/o, not getting 2nd ice cream
My wife was not impressed with the Elf’s antics last night.
Normally I don't get star struck, until I ran into Van Morrison at work today
I'm not negative, I already eight
Beariff Brown: Bear Cop
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to bake gingerbread, and I took the her request very seriously. Merry christmas from Norway
Chillen, but not really
When you smile from an absolutely devastating joke at your own expense.
Now, there's a few ways of looking at this...
Lonelyness is killing me
Are we fighting kids that have diabetes or using diabetes to fight children?
Came across this Will Ferrell Buddy the Elf inflatable today!
Grogu is hungry
Can you do it yourself
Can I has cheesburger?
My wife put me in charge of moving elf on the shelf around
Rockefeller Christmas Tree - No Filter
Old neighbors near Danbury, CT got me this cool shirt
The Council of Elder Tubbies
My friend just sent me this. Took me a minute to catch on.
I thought his balls are alredy ray traced
Buddy Gator - Save Johnny
Best holiday decor I've seen this year.
What women think
Looks like someone got cold feet.
Wizard of Oz
John Cena and 31 empanadas
Gotta love that cat
a bed made of flesh apparently
I think my wife is ready for Cyberpunk 2077.
I found this in my school toilet. What a poetic genius.
Christmas braids 2020
Hope my boyfriend enjoys the personal engraving on his gift
How have I lived for 30 years and never seen this done before?
Conspiracy theory my arse
I gotta get myself one of these
How big is your nose?
The first COVID vaccine has been given!
Bathroom switches at Nobel Prize winning LIGO In Louisiana.
They saved her
but hippos can run faster than usain bolt
If the vaccine was from russia... i won't mind it though, could be an improvement lol
The law does not apply if you're under 5'6"
Humans - Please stop sending us unsolicited nudes with directions to your house... it's creepy. ~ Galactic Federation
I almost cryed
The mystery has been solved.
When the community embraces them 40k memes
Like girls were real.. Am I right fellow memers? Hahahaha
Shopping for Christmas presents in 2020
Don't worry it's not like he is killing younglings
This Snow, truck decal.
Imma need you to replace the cake ink
That kinda year
Mysterious monolith appears randomly throughout London
I was asked to draw the Grinch for my office.
fkin tax machine brehxpecting money out of my XMAS BONUS BREHS IS MY XXMAS BONUS NO TAX WAR ON XMAS
Truer words have not been spoken
a true bruh moment, amirite brehs?
do yall think memelord brehs also get this award
Gives self more roles
This year is going to be the one guys, I promis
Mysterious monolith appears in London
All the windu
*shrugs* If it's those who look down on me, I can deal...
Cowboy Bespongebob: "He's spying on me..."
You could say they overreacted a bit
The only gender stuff that makes sense
The locks in the bathroom at my work
Well, Yes, Actually
I made Caesar salad
Flirting well done