No rules broken here.
When BAE welcomes you home, but you're happier to see the cat.
Sore Neck
the blood is what makes it good
Arguably the best sport fan banter. Alan “Tongue” and “Willie” Mason
Captain Cat Sparrow
Where did he Gogh?
problemerino
May your days be merry and bright...
Jack of all traits.
He's good at ignoring
Saw this while waiting for my car
Mondays, am I right?
This is super necessary... cause 2020 sucked balls.
Daughter returns home for Christmas tomorrow. Wonder how long it takes her to notice my photocopied face.
All I want for Christmas is...egg
My cousin informs me Canada does not generally play 'Beer Pong'. They actually have their own regional sport, naturally called 'Alcohockey'.
Green Energy
literally magic
When Grandma prioritises the dog over you
If you think you can just remove the dust jacket to get rid of the unnecessary 5" x 7" portrait of Shel Silverstein in your house, you're mistaken.
My daughter’s reaction when dad spilled some salsa on her head
Every holiday my mom dresses her alien statue Paul in different outfits. She out did herself for Christmas
Later virgins
I bought a house!! And now I am an adult. And as such, I wear a suit every day and carry paperwork in my briefcase.
Florida Pawn Shop
Life goes on also ew
Caught Grant by surprise
I hope my 8 year old appreciates this fine elf art I made.
Touch myself whenever I like.
Saw This Graffiti on a Changing Table in a Mens' Room
when my 3000 dollar set up can run the game better than a 300 dollar console
I liked 2 pictures of cross-eyed cats on Instagram and now my algorithm thinks I'm into disabled cats.
Sorry sir didn’t know who I was talking to. Here are the keys to hell VIP
Retard
Ireland moment
Marketing merchandise from Starbucks
If my pie ain't like this, I don't want it
I'm putting mine on a girl!
Beautiful o-o
The original... Maybe
Double check that list...
Monolith mystery revealed
Did they lie tho?
onlynoughtsandcrosses.com
Airport security is gonna be tough
This grants flight, essentially
Very much
Hello there
This is a real nice surprise.
Power!!!!!
I hate my internet
oil me baby
Studied non-stop since february
Damn fake accounts can't cooperate
squats vs. no squats
Thank you Mr. Wizard
... you better hope I don't find out where you live
The classic Christmas card picture progression
The Rosy Crocodile
The hero we need
Please respond
At least we have each other at the end
I have no idea what to get Scott
We want the numbers, Mason! [OC]
Calvin was absolutely savage
Long A gang represent
The icu I work at has a good sense of humor
I love this post to death lol
Hahah what a funny man
I'll take the vaccine & also a starter pack please!
Engineer husband
*uses the bag to strangle the ponygirl*
Now that's one approach...
I didn't know they had washing machines back then.
Damn low resolution eyed
Your butt napkins me lord
Rieiuinioin?
You're welcome
My buddy’s doggo has the best toy
Your fired
Get it while it's fresh
It's not what you think... I raped and ate them
Party!!!!!..... I mean kill jews
Sometimes it sucks being a Phoenix
oc (title too short)
Coming to theatres... indefinitely later!
Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.
ornaments
Both get away with warcrimes.
So what does the fox say?
till end
Lobby bar
I do what must be done
When my wife talks about having another baby, I like to remind her how painful breastfeeding was...works everytime
Much to learn!
Drumroll.
The ultimate gift for the antisocial anachronistic *** in your life.
The Grinch spotted in Australia
November 19, 1863. The iconic Getty's bird dress.