Mistakes were made

Picture taken on the surface of an asteroid.

My wife wanted Sprite. I got her 7up. She wrote this on the bottle.

P sus

   

Opera sure is neat,

Perfume

straya

An erection, but fancier

We’re saved boys!

   

My wife’s mother unintentionally knitted a sweater that’s reminiscent of Pole Position and other 80s arcade games.

First Grader so Proud of Dad!

As a American I just wanted to clarify what I actually had for breakfast this morning.

Such a modern wardrobe, I nearly mistook her for an admiral in the federation.

This sign my daughter made for me...

My friend's Christmas Card

Nothing to do, nowhere to go-o

2020 tree topper

I can always tell when my wife has been baking!

shlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlopshlop VROOOO

“And my work here is done”

Title

Hospitalized for testicular pain earlier this year- all okay- the family really outdid themselves to commemorate the year

haha yes

"And not just the men, but the women and children too"

   

   

Love living in the Uk

American breakfast, as envisioned by a European

   

Rember

Why tho

Its only the start

yeah you

   

We know the teenage kids will never find it in here.

My daughter did this to every photo in my house to see if my wife would notice.

I also see an N

Seen at a grocery store in St George, UT.

His motives are unknown

Mmmm i think my meat butcher just butcherd a xenomorph

love that guy

Both sound like my last relationship

It’s crazy how accurate this is, Chris Jericho haha

victims of batman

Found this book the other day while shopping

Full Meal Jacket

That's exactly the way

   

Thanks Gandalf!

Yes, makes sense.

nice, gonna pee in it

Got the perfect Christmas card picture for next year

Rural Texas

He's getting too old for this shit.

Improvise, adapt, overcome

Hate when these dumb guys do this

   

A rare photo of John Favreau and Dave Fioloni writing new episodes of The Mandalorian

2077

You've seen Elf on a Shelf, but have you seen..

Believe people

GUD BOYE

♫Vaultboy♫

An IT guy and LinkedIn

how do they do it

big changes

The true origin of Pikachu

Come here you little shit!

It was a rough day for Eve at daycare today.

Bucky???

Lawd, that first morning pee can surprise you

   

Narut

B-but I'm still darkness!

I really do....

A friend received this during his wfh

Science Doesn't give a *** ..

Leaf Blower

Found this on Facebook.

You've never smiled ar me since we started dating... HAHAHA

Well.... someone is not getting their mail....

A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens

I knew he looked familiar.

Selfie, month 6 of quarantine. Please be kind.

Gotta post cum

I always feel like somebody's watching me And I have no privacy

"Honey, where's .....?"

I’ve decided to go home after my lunch break. I don’t think anyone will notice...

yes ma am

The Colonel's Holiday Three-Way

That moment you realise it says FW for flat white and your barista has NOT drawn a dick and balls on your coffee lid

The Snowman i build like 20 years ago

My amputee friend, who caught covid and has been quarantined has a funny sense of humor.

Perspective Is In The Eye Of The Beholder...

Like a needle in a haystack!

yes

How to keep them entertained

Best sh!t I ever played lmaoo