My wife isn't great at measurements and ordered a 28" pizza for the two of us.
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What's wrong with them
Last meme of Dank OC December: Alignments (est. 1977?). Template in the comments.
I have a tendency to wrap misleading presents
Even Superman loves Christmas!
Saw this in a breakfast shop
TX DoT got jokes
I'm so sorry—
This is not the greatest painter in the world. NO! This is just a tribute.
My little cousin drew this comic and I’m wheezing!
I know it’s supposed to be a soldier kneeling but I don’t see that
Use the "Let It Snow" wrapping paper only on larger gifts.
Credits are important!
Finished wrapping my sister's present. It's a necklace.
That bottle won’t last long
Best. Gift. Ever.
My girlfriend and I bought eachother the exact same present. I've never laughed so hard in my life
A child drew this on the back of a kids menu. Same kid, same
My Daughter's Holiday Craft... Need to talk to her Kindergarten Teacher
Cries in unemployment
I wanna know too!
I'm no longer allowed to help with the xmas decorations
“Feel the force!”
It's hard to guess. hahahaha!
bad owner, bad
Got a bit of a race mixing fetish going on there, mr Racistman 2.0?
A relic of a more civilized era
Found this gem in today's paper
Pain in the ass!
It’s so true it hurts
Spooky scary Christmas
ayo fam what’s krakken
How can I help you?
Hell, I'd punch a fish too
Are you solving your problems as you are supposed to?
Every loss is a gain for someone :)
Really thought it was a poodle!
People who only know English laughing at people who know 3 languges making a grammar mistake online:
Let's get rid of it
How to help your friend
My brother asked for a ladder
Alexa... I’m scared
Mythical Interracial Relationship.
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Yep, not steamy
Jupiter and Saturn alignment from the UK
the muffin man
My dad finally figured out how to take a selfie. This is what he sent me.
Stewart or McAvoy? These timelines are so confusing.
Symbiote got me in my feels
Satisfying 2 emotions at once.
Supernatural cooking problems
An oldie but a goody.
Laughs in overdraft
Can't wait for the new year. It surely can't get any worse...
I am this picture
Gonna need more dipping sauce
My icecream is melting.
An inside joke with my 6 year old resulted in this birthday card which I drew for him
When the neighbors get a drum set
All because some guy slapped a fish.
Just casually watching some anime and stumbled across this fool. Apparently they exist in every universe.
In the hospital these are my nurses shoes.
Smells nice too.
Our Family ❤️
I see this as an absolute win!
Zoolander doesn't approve
Kids, come here..
Jump really high.
Jupiter who came together after 800 years and sees Saturn with a ring ...
I’m a 23-y.o. man that can rebuild an engine, fabricate my own parts, and drive anything with a steering wheel... but for the life of me cannot wrap an X-mas gift.
In the next season...
Santa is Here
Just found this mouse seems to be in good shape.
Evolution of the Mask